Why is Bacontown so laggy? And why does Zoidberg suck so much?
I HEARD THAT.
...It's because I'm still getting to grips with the game itself.
And my computer is crap.
Don't pick on Zoidberg 
I clearly remember you running into my rockets and gibbing yourself over and over. . .
As said a bazillion times before, lag lag lag baby. Though I once used it to my advantage, knowing it was the lag that catches up with your actions, I did the controls to navigate through the map from memory, when the lag caught up, I had grabbed the intel and was three quarters of the way back to the base.
I gun spined like a mutha fucka that day.
Also, every IP address I try is dead, anyone havin any luck?
Ok, let me try. Prepare for lag, Im in Scotland and its pishin down with rain outside, big storm.
IP: 82.40.150.93
Port: 8190
OK, redo, try it now.
It works, blah was there for a moment until I got three kills and he left.
Now whatwhat? Why does everyone leave when I kill them 3 times?
One kill that time... Im out.