| "It's a Meateor from Domino's, and I'll try to talk while eating it :^)" - "Derp" Derpduck on if he'll be able to do the interview |
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Derpduck: My pizza might arrive soon. . .
B.illy S.O.D.: U can answer questions and do pizza at the same time :33
Derpduck: Maybe, but idk man.
B.illy S.O.D.: So yeaaaa, LET'S GET THIS STARTED IF YOU HAVEN'T EATEN PIZZA YET!!
SEEMS AFKMeow: Derp confirmed for afk eating pizza . . . u turned up late.......
B.illy S.O.D.: No. Pizzaman 2 early. Give me the OK when u ready Derp.
Derpduck: And my pizza isn't here yet ;_;
B.illy S.O.D.: GUD, now introduce yourself and tell us where your name came from
Derpduck: Hello, I'm derpduck, I've been playing gg2 since 2010 and I make mods sometimes. My name comes from my clan
Meow: How did [LoRD] start?
Derpduck: I mainly made it to get more EU players to play together and join the forums. Like there isnt really much more than that, just a
group of the people i played with a lot
B.illy S.O.D.: How does it feel to be the leader of one of the most succesful and long lived clans?
Derpduck: Lol. We lost a war to Dan's clan. I can never say we were successful.
Meow: Come on, we had secretman playing for us. There was a reason we lost.
Derpduck: We did?
B.illy S.O.D.: Secretman: OC's secret weapon leol.
Derpduck: I wasn't around for that war.
Meow: How many iterations have you had? How differently did each team play?
Derpduck: What do you mean by iterations? do you mean like the players in the teams?
B.illy S.O.D.: Yea. I think you've restarted comp teams a few times for [LoRD] right?
Meow: Original [LoRD] team still da bess.
Derpduck: Well, it's normally just whoever can show up. But a lot of our better old players don't play anymore. I guess the people that are
more used to playing with eachother like me, Meow and Orpheon generally work together better. And then you have Arctic and apparently Secretman playing for us because Orpheon will just let anyone in while im gone :^)
B.illy S.O.D.: Lawl.
Derpduck: My pizza has arrived :O brb.
B.illy S.O.D.: NOOO!! SCREWWW!!
Meow: Lel.
B.illy S.O.D.: Tell me when you come back. . . and what flavor pizza it was.
LIKE 2 MINS PASSDerpduck: I've spent over £80 on pizza in the last few weeks.
B.illy S.O.D.: :OOO
Derpduck: It's a
Meateor from Domino's, and I'll try to talk while eating it :^)
B.illy S.O.D.: Okay then leol. What do you think is the secret to the longevity of [LoRD]? Any advice to other leaders on how to retain their member's interest in their clanss?
Derpduck: Just never admit that your clan is dead
Meow: Get other people to run your clan for you :^)
Derpduck: Maybe Orpheon taking over for a while helped -- yeah, lol. He didnt even want to be in the clan when I was first making it

Also, I think having a lot of the member regularly talking to each other is good. Quite a few of our members used IRC regularly and played on servers run by our members together. Your clan wont last very long if no one is talking or playing with each other.
Meow: Any tips you could give to newer clans in terms of starting one? terms of comp?
Derpduck: Have at least enough members for a team before you start a clan. Being able to work together well while picking classes and playing really helps if you want to actually win. It doesn't really matter so much if your members aren't that good or they're new. You can work together and get better at playing comp through experience.
B.illy S.O.D.: Are there any things that irk you in comp play? Things to gameplay you would change?
Derpduck: Gamebreaking bugs from untested updates ruining wars :^)
Meow: Use of nfa_transition. Fuck that map.
B.illy S.O.D.: killbox + endorund = best transition
Derpduck: Also problems with lack of hosting tools in vanilla really slowing things down. There's nothing about gameplay that I would really change, I like the game as it is
Meow: Except pyro being useles....
Derpduck: Pyro sees more use than sniper
B.illy S.O.D.: Think pyro is more useful now tho with the damage buff. But u know, not as good as the core classes.
Derpduck: Lol. B.illy pls.
Meow: Anyway, before we derail, what is your best accomplishment in [LoRD] over the years?
Derpduck: Making Dan leave the clan.
B.illy S.O.D.: +1
Derpduck: Is there anyone that actually likes him...?
Meow: Sparky for some reason.
Derpduck: Wow.
B.illy S.O.D.: EE forever in their hearts.
Derpduck: I still don't know what EE is because I didn't have internet when it was made and died I think.
B.illy S.O.D.: It was Dan's like 2nd abandoned clan and that's all u need 2 know.
Meow: Ye, Dan deleted his clan for no reason. It's one of the reasons people hate him.
Derpduck: LOL.
B.illy S.O.D.: So next queccion or do you have other great [LoRD] feats??
Derpduck: I can't really think of anything that [LoRD] did that would answer the question
B.illy S.O.D.: >.>
Derpduck: Oh wait, we have all the good pygg2 devs :^)
B.illy S.O.D.: 
Is py still goin on btw?
Derpduck: Kinda.
Meow: Didn't it sorta get revived recently.
B.illy S.O.D.: :OO Maybe it'll make all our gg2 dreams come true!! Whatever they may be!!
Derpduck: Yeah, but dont think Orpheon really wants to work on it by himself. My dream is sniper uber being useful.
B.illy S.O.D.: LAWL.
Meow: Uber sniper penetrates enemies/allies when?
Derpduck: I'll make it later and claim it's a spooky Haxxy. Pizza half done now
B.illy S.O.D.: Well moving on: what's in the future for [LoRD] as a clan??
Derpduck: http://puu.sh/chjJB/d9f78e2d7b.png :^)
B.illy S.O.D.: :O O: :O O:
Derpduck: If I can't organise a war by the new year, I'm going to lock it.
Meow: http://puu.sh/chjMi/d661a1c238.png Hi.
Derpduck: Lol.
B.illy S.O.D.: Meow going to make [LoRD] eternal confirm.
Meow: Robutt ducks never die
Derpduck: Well I'm in ~SA~ now. But there's no other good clans to war.
B.illy S.O.D.: Wat about ~SA~/[AMLV]?
Derpduck: We share too many of our alive members with ~SA~ for a war to be possible for lord, [AMLV] is dead lol.
Derpduck: I was planning on warring [7H] after the summer tourney though . . . RIP
Meow: Lolololol. What did you think of the All-Star competition? How does it feel to win it?
Derpduck: I think it was rigged because I was on blue for 6/7 games and hippie was on red for 6/7 games.
Meow: maybe I should offer Payday 2 to all future tourney mvps, might bring more players into the mix haha.
Derpduck: Lol.
Meow: Welll hip did the team lists. Perhaps he rigged it, but he lost anyway :U
B.illy S.O.D.: He almost rigged it as much as I rigged the summer tourney!!
Derpduck: I was playing like shit throughout though, I only won because you and hip weren't allowed to win.
Meow: I wonder, if i was allowed to win would I HAVE to buy myself a game?
B.illy S.O.D.: Wait, you guys discounted Meow and hip in choosing the winner?
Meow: Ye.
B.illy S.O.D.: Who was true winner??!?!? Can we divulge this info!??!?!
Meow: Draw.
Derpduck: Cara :^)
B.illy S.O.D.: LAWL. I believe derp. But moving on, what would you do to improve the clans section?
Meow: Remove B.illy as mod. JK.
Derpduck: Remove B.illy and Meow as mods and replace with Uberdeath and Dan. Omg ninja.
B.illy S.O.D.: :OOO Derp wants a time machine!!!
Derpduck: #FREEUBERDEATH
B.illy S.O.D.: Didn't he quit himself? I mean it's not like he needs freeing. ..
Derpduck: He posted a penis and got banned iirc.
B.illy S.O.D.: Really? I thought he just deleted every one of his posts and left.
Derpduck: And deleted all of his posts . . . IDK lol
B.illy S.O.D.: Musta missed that first part leol.
Derpduck: It was before your time bby :^)
B.illy S.O.D.: Not b4 the time I lurked :33
Derpduck: :O But the clan section is dead, I think encouraging new clans to not die in their first week and making people war and having
tournaments is really the only way to improve it atm.
Meow: What exactly is a robot duck? Please take us through the inner workings of these mechanical mallards.
Derpduck: Have you even read the OP? :^) Robot ducks are supposed to work better in lag, but apparently a delay of 0.1 seconds is enough
to make them quit gg2 forever???
Meow: Europeans have a natural immunity to lag.
B.illy S.O.D.: Lawl.
Derpduck: So is Dan not european then?
Meow: He's too far east.
Derpduck: Oh yeah.
Meow: The effects only really seem to apply to westerners.
Derpduck: My pizza is too cold to finish now ;_; THANKS FOR WASTING MY MONEY BILLY!!!
B.illy S.O.D.: Well IDK you could maybe eat faster?
Meow: Microwave it.
Derpduck: If I do that I'll die.
B.illy S.O.D.: And are you eating like an entire pizza by yourself?
Derpduck: Yes. My brother gets his own which I pay for entirely........
B.illy S.O.D.: Feed him yours and then steal his.
Meow: Only babbys share + u might not want the other persons toppings.
B.illy S.O.D.: That is true. . .
Derpduck: I don't. I don't even like pizza that much lol.
B.illy S.O.D.: Lawl. THEN DO U EAT AS MANY DOUGHNUTS AS HOMER SIMPSON DOES?
Derpduck: Yes, I buy a doughnut literally every day I can from college.
Meow: =[_8[l]] robo homero.
Derpduck: :O Can I keep him?
Meow: Ok.
Derpduck: Thanks <3
Meow: Next up we have the community questions.
Derpduck: Oh no.
Meow: This one is from Akari: "What happened to the octopodes?"
Derpduck: we shot the inactive members at their ships and destroyed the invasion fleet. They might come back for revenge though...
B.illy S.O.D.: Gruesome.
B.illy S.O.D.: WELL OTHER THAN THAT, U HAD NO OTHER COMMUNITY QUESTIONS. BLAME THE COMMUNITY.
Derpduck: WOW. guys pls ;___________;
Meow: RIP community. Fuck u guys if you're reading this.
Derpduck: It's ok i know dan will be reading :^) . . . from his basement. Ask me questions about Simpsons trivia.
B.illy S.O.D.: I don't even watch simpsons so I can't ask trivia besides doughnuts.
Derpduck: Wow. Get out pls.
Meow: Wowowoowwo.
Derpduck: ~(_________________________8^(D) New marge meme.
B.illy S.O.D.: But yea. That's it.
Meow: 888888888888_8^D
B.illy S.O.D.: Wrapping up, any last words!?!??!?
Meow: Pensi.
B.illy S.O.D.: Not askin u :33
Derpduck: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_rD1LeECDE#B.illy S.O.D.: Video not available in US.
Derpduck: RIP
Meow: Hahah ownd.
Derpduck: Ok let me plug my own video then :^)
http://youtu.be/a5FeDYuFpUYB.illy S.O.D.: Lawl. Thanks again for having us Derp!!! Or is it the opposite. .. .
Derpduck: Thanks for making my pizza cold......
B.illy S.O.D.: Yea screw u 2.
Derpduck: Wowwowow rude.
B.illy S.O.D.: Eat fas. Thaz what robo ducks suppose 2 do.
Meow: Robots don't eat.