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Author Topic: [Other Written Entry] - [Derpduck + Prime] - I AM A HOMER SIMPSON POEM  (Read 1833 times)

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I AM A HOMER SIMPSON
A POEM BY DERPDUCK AND PRIME

I AM A HOMER SIMPSON
DOUGHNUT IS BEST FOODARINO

I STUFF MY FACE WITH DOUGHNUT
DRINK DUFF BEER WITH MORE DOUGHNUT

MARGE IS WIFE
WHERE IS BEER

NO TV AND NO BEER
MAKE HOMER SOMETHING SOMETHING

BART MAKE TROUBLE
I STRANGLE, "WHY YOU LITTLE"

I WORK IN NUCLEAR POWER PLANT
I AM MOST IMPORTANT SAFETY OFFICER

MY BOSS, OLD MR BURNS
NEVER REMEMBER MY NAME

I AM STUCK IN JOB
"DO IT FOR HER"

BUT AT WORK I GET DOUGHNUT
DOUGHNUT IS BEST FOODARINO

LISA THE SMART ONE
SHE MAKE NOISE ON SAXAMAPHONE

MY SON CALL ME A "KWYJIBO"
HE SAY "EAT MY SHORTS"

MY NEIGHBOR FLANDERS
HE SAY "HOW DIDDLY HO NEIGHBORINO"

BABY MAGGIE DOES NOT TALK
BUT SHE SUCK PACIFIER

MY BROTHER HANK, I MAKE HIM POOR
HE FUNDED MY DANK NEW CAR

I GET ITCHY AND SCRATCHY FROM THE TV
SO I GO BE A POOCHIE, BUT NOBODY LIKE ME

I AM IMPORTANT SPACEMAN
BUT INANIMATE CARBON ROD GET ALL GLORY

I DRINK BEER ON BROWN SOFA
CARNIES RUINED MY BUTT GROOVE

I NEED DUFF BEERS
MOE, HE ENDEARS

SIDESHOW BOB TRY TO KILL THE BOY
BUT HE STOPPED BY RAKE

I SELL SOUL FOR DOUGHNUT
I EAT SOUL DOUGHNUT BY MISTAKE

I AM DRIVE THE MONORAIL
I CALL THE BIG ONE BITEY

APU RUN THE KWIK-E-MART, I BUY SQUISHEE
HE SAY "THANK YOU, COME AGAIN"

I SMELL SMOKE, HEAR RASPY VOICES
I SHUDDER, IT THE HAIRY IN-LAWS

HOMER IS GREAT, HOMER IS SMRT
STONECUTTERS BOW TO ME

MARGE TELL ME TO STOP DRINKING BEER
BUT BEER SOLUTION TO ALL WORLD PROBLEM

KANG AND KODOS
THEY ARE SO GROSS

FRANK GRIMES, MY OLD GRIMEY BUDDY
I CHEW ON HIS PENCILS

IT IS WINTER, IT IS SNOW
I USE MR PLOW, HE IS SLOW

RALPH WIGGUM, HE IS SLOW
LISA "CHOO CHOO CHOOSE" THE RALPH

"HOW DID THE PIG TRACKS GET ON THE CEILING"
I DO NOT TELL MARGE ABOUT SPIDERPIG

MY FAMILY RUN FROM DOME
TO THE ALASKA ZONE

BUT NOW WE LIVE IN HAPPY
TOGETHER IN SPRINGFIELD FOREVER

THEN I HEAR OF GAME
ITS NAME, GANG GARRISON 2

I GO TO PLAY, BUT WHEN I DO
I SEE NO DOUGHNUT, NO DUFF

I AM A HOMER SIMPSON, I REFUSE TO PLAY GAME
UNTIL DEVELOPER AJF AND WAREYA ADD DOUGHNUT AND DUFF

~(_8^(I)






I GET SIMPSON MOVIE
EAT IT PETER GRIFFIN
« Last Edit: August 18, 2014, 06:04:22 am by Derpduck [LORD] »
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Re: [Other Written Entry] - [Derpduck + Prime] - I AM A HOMER SIMPSON POEM
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2014, 07:03:32 pm »

hope you guys like it ;)
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give usa host next time n put prime on other team so i can fuk on this nigga for tlaking shit
plz ban all european ips so we can keep gg2 clean

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Re: [Other Written Entry] - [Derpduck + Prime] - I AM A HOMER SIMPSON POEM
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2014, 07:40:11 am »

This is amazing
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Re: [Other Written Entry] - [Derpduck + Prime] - I AM A HOMER SIMPSON POEM
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2014, 04:13:00 pm »

10/10  :woot:
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Re: [Other Written Entry] - [Derpduck + Prime] - I AM A HOMER SIMPSON POEM
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2014, 05:23:25 pm »

~(_8^( D: )
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Re: [Other Written Entry] - [Derpduck + Prime] - I AM A HOMER SIMPSON POEM
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2014, 03:30:10 am »

im gonna be that guy and say i dont get how this meme is funny

also this has NOTHING to do with gg2 lol
« Last Edit: August 18, 2014, 03:32:10 am by Intel Guard »
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Re: [Other Written Entry] - [Derpduck + Prime] - I AM A HOMER SIMPSON POEM
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2014, 06:04:36 am »

im gonna be that guy and say i dont get how this meme is funny

also this has NOTHING to do with gg2 lol
Oh yeah...
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Re: [Other Written Entry] - [Derpduck + Prime] - I AM A HOMER SIMPSON POEM
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2014, 07:02:36 am »

im gonna be that guy and say i dont get how this meme is funny

also this has NOTHING to do with gg2 lol
~(_8^(I)
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Re: [Other Written Entry] - [Derpduck + Prime] - I AM A HOMER SIMPSON POEM
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2014, 11:13:55 am »

im gonna be that guy and say i dont get how this meme is funny

also this has NOTHING to do with gg2 lol
This is highbrow EU comedy, a baka gaijin like you wouldn't understand.
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Re: [Other Written Entry] - [Derpduck + Prime] - I AM A HOMER SIMPSON POEM
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2014, 02:14:58 pm »

>no gg2 involved
>adds 3 paragraphs about wareya and ajf
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Re: [Other Written Entry] - [Derpduck + Prime] - I AM A HOMER SIMPSON POEM
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2014, 02:35:28 pm »

haters gonna hate
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