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[B.illy S.O.D.]

  THREAD CHALLENGE #10: "Mercantile Merger" 

Merge two Raybann challenge or Haxxy submission OPs to make a new, hilarious OP.

"Bann Mercantile Group was not always a single corporation. Originally, we called ourselves Bann Ltd. It was only after assimilating Mermaid Merchant Co. and Group-E Inc. did we become BMG. It was a fierce battle full of shrewd backdoor deals, demanding union negotiations and expensive government contracts. Bann Ltd. eventually won this game of thrones and went on to become the dominant company in their small section of the Bitlands.

In the end, Mr. Sale occupies the overwhelming majority of the land. This thought is depressing for myself and my long-term staff. Mercantiles, today raise your coworkers’ spirits. Write a post that combines the original posts of either challenge threads or haxxy submission threads. I can promise that the ammunition factories will appreciate your humour."

Example:

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BUY ME A NUKE
(HEENOK + LORGAN)

first map draft for Garrisonauts. reused 2 killing bots, turrets, players, and lag i made earlier this year
instead of a point you control a unique supermove which should interact with pizza but I didn't test this and i wouldn't recommend using it.

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buy me a new mouse if you really want to call in a nuke that deals 70 damage to everyone in a thin vertical area on the map marked by the green smoke <3

Special thanks to cencored

Tip 1: Clever fusions are better than just copying and pasting the two OPs together. Blend the text to make a seamless OP to catch anyone's attention.

*Note: New rule changes have given you 2 days to complete this challenge instead of 1!! Now you have even more time to organize hostile mergers! ... or that's the plan.

[Alma Elma]

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(Orph + arctic)

what is HAXTON SALE
HAXTON SALE dont hurt me
dont hurt me
no more HAXTON SALE

[hello]

[Atlus]

The new Penispur server-sent plugin offers more power and range as compared to the old Spur.

Watch for corners, the sides of your ammo can catch onto there and disappear!

[Alma Elma]

The new Penispur server-sent plugin offers more power and range as compared to the old Spur.

Watch for corners, the sides of your ammo can catch onto there and disappear!

You didn't do it right and this is pretty inappropriate.

[Dumbledank]

(Derpduck + Lorgan)
HOMERO BUILDER 2
This mod doesn't add any extra gameplay but rather D'ohverhauls some stuff behind the scenes and adds (improved!) HOMERO builder functionality to the game.

Main features:
- The builder itself is basically one big doughnut making it extremely tasty for sprinkles to add custom flavours or extra tastes to it.
- Extra features such as LEESA mode and MARGO mode which makes your work a lot easier.
- Fatter menu with tooltips, using a modified version of Homer's sprites.
- ~(_8^(I)

Showcase:

[t~]

(Derpduck + Derpduck )

~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I)~(_8^(I)
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~(_8^(I)~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I)~(_8^(I)
~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I) ~(_8^(I)
~(_8^(I)

[bullets (obviously)]

Can we use past haxxy entries or do they have to be from this year's submissions?

[B.illy S.O.D.]

Can we use past haxxy entries or do they have to be from this year's submissions?

Yus, you can use old entries.

[[FR]YB]

DEUCE's fic + KILLERCRUSHER232's plugin

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The Runner loved Michael Bay. It was his favorite. Now that EXPLOSIONS had finally settled between the RED and BLU teams, the Runner would record some footage of this for Michael Bay, waking up extra earlier and staying up late to get some EXPLOSIONS to work. Though it was a rough place, he found it was greatly appreciated!

It wouldn't be for much longer.

"Look at me! I'm EXPLOSIONing like an EXPLOSION!"
Ever since the war ended, the two teams were rather reckless, especially the Rocketman. He would rocket jump until near death, where he would shout non-stop to the Healer for medical attention.
"Healer! HEALER!"
"Nien!"
The Rocketman felt left out. "Well, EXPLOSION ROCKET GUN!"
Michael Bay and Healer looked at each other. "No! Wait!"
But it was too late. The Rocketman jumped into his untimely doom, leaving a pile of EXPLOSIONS and blood and gibs and EXPLOSIONS for the Healer to see.
"Mien Gott!"
"You shoulda healed him..."
"Nien!"
"Also, 3800th post woo" called the Runner, noticing a bit of commotion.
"Rocketmensch... he Goes well with this plugin: Camerashake.gml."
The Runner uses the Character Begin Step code. "Very funny, Healer."
"Nien!"
The Runner looked at the pile of guts in horror. "Nah, nah, that's gotta be like... like overseen by Michael Bay."
The Healer picked up the Rocketman's bloody EXPLOSIONS.
"Oh my God, guys, the Rocketman is Michael Bay."
"Hold on a minute, what's that underneath the explody organs?"
"It's... Michael Bay?"
He held up Michael Bay, allowing his friends to see it. Suddenly, almost like magic, Michael Bay opened itself to reveal its special effects.
"Not much, just an explosion."
The Detonator was shocked. "Gib User Event 0"
The Runner put down Michael Bay. And what was inside raised even more questions.
"What is it?"
The Detonator placed sticky bombs.
"Not much, just an explosion."
The Runner looked at Michael Bay in horror. But it was too late. The Detonator jumped into his untimely doom, leaving a pile of EXPLOSIONS and blood and gibs and EXPLOSIONS.
"I am also a dumpster diver."
The Detonator was explosed.
MrRatermat was now the lone survivor.
"God, where did all of this go so wrong? Why did we all have to die over the Character Begin Step?"

Hey, I tried

[Catman]

DEUCE's fic + KILLERCRUSHER232's plugin

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The Runner loved Michael Bay. It was his favorite. Now that EXPLOSIONS had finally settled between the RED and BLU teams, the Runner would record some footage of this for Michael Bay, waking up extra earlier and staying up late to get some EXPLOSIONS to work. Though it was a rough place, he found it was greatly appreciated!

It wouldn't be for much longer.

"Look at me! I'm EXPLOSIONing like an EXPLOSION!"
Ever since the war ended, the two teams were rather reckless, especially the Rocketman. He would rocket jump until near death, where he would shout non-stop to the Healer for medical attention.
"Healer! HEALER!"
"Nien!"
The Rocketman felt left out. "Well, EXPLOSION ROCKET GUN!"
Michael Bay and Healer looked at each other. "No! Wait!"
But it was too late. The Rocketman jumped into his untimely doom, leaving a pile of EXPLOSIONS and blood and gibs and EXPLOSIONS for the Healer to see.
"Mien Gott!"
"You shoulda healed him..."
"Nien!"
"Also, 3800th post woo" called the Runner, noticing a bit of commotion.
"Rocketmensch... he Goes well with this plugin: Camerashake.gml."
The Runner uses the Character Begin Step code. "Very funny, Healer."
"Nien!"
The Runner looked at the pile of guts in horror. "Nah, nah, that's gotta be like... like overseen by Michael Bay."
The Healer picked up the Rocketman's bloody EXPLOSIONS.
"Oh my God, guys, the Rocketman is Michael Bay."
"Hold on a minute, what's that underneath the explody organs?"
"It's... Michael Bay?"
He held up Michael Bay, allowing his friends to see it. Suddenly, almost like magic, Michael Bay opened itself to reveal its special effects.
"Not much, just an explosion."
The Detonator was shocked. "Gib User Event 0"
The Runner put down Michael Bay. And what was inside raised even more questions.
"What is it?"
The Detonator placed sticky bombs.
"Not much, just an explosion."
The Runner looked at Michael Bay in horror. But it was too late. The Detonator jumped into his untimely doom, leaving a pile of EXPLOSIONS and blood and gibs and EXPLOSIONS.
"I am also a dumpster diver."
The Detonator was explosed.
MrRatermat was now the lone survivor.
"God, where did all of this go so wrong? Why did we all have to die over the Character Begin Step?"

Hey, I tried

That's just amazing. Just imagine if the explosions caused by the plugin actually caused damage like real ones!

[Heenok]

conflict3+moonbase=moonflict420

[cabalier]

derpduck + dumbledank

[bullets (obviously)]

heenok + me

gen_noir_max
Maxiche the detonator plays noir & realizes his mouse is broken
mfw
playing with gibs on give Maxiche a nosebleed. some copypasta art from snipernosniping.


compiled and working please host at 60fps for maximum results.

[ILF]

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  DAILY CHALLENGE #37: "Ze Ville of Gotte's Gambit" 

Use a superburst to assist someone kill an enemy at zero-range, after deto-jumping.

"We at BMG are often concerned about our Mercantiles' health, and have grown appalled by the health insurance for our employees. Thank you, RaeganCare. We will need to make sacrifices.

Today's challenge requires you to simply assist a teammate perform a kamikaze strike while you use a Superburst as a healer. With luck, this manoeuvre will only kill your enemy rather than you. This allows us proper medical care at a much more affordable rate."

Example:

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Lebewohl, ya pansy!

Tip 1: Stick with your teammates in order to increase your survival as you await the opportune moment. Beware of usual assassination attempts.