October 03, 2022, 10:46:34 am

The Gang Garrison 2 Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

NOTICE: Due to a rise in bot activity, new posters need to be approved before posting.

Join the community Discord server!

Pages: [1] 2

Author Topic: THREAD CHALLENGE #5 (July 29-30)  (Read 3010 times)

B.illy S.O.D.

  • Moderator
  • *****
  • Karma: 4
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1295
  • LIKE A BOSSUN!! :P
THREAD CHALLENGE #5 (July 29-30)
« on: July 29, 2014, 08:05:23 am »

  THREAD CHALLENGE #5: "Fanfic Fort 2



Write a short fanfic on gg2, within 100 to 300 words.

"With your aid, Bann Mercantile Group is growing rapidly. Soon, we will be setting up a new branch in a different area in the Bitlands. I trust that you will all keep the surveyors safe on-site.

I will be travelling with you all, and we will have to eventually stop and set up camp for the night. In preparation, make sure to pack proper sleeping equipment and toiletries. Furthermore, I would highly recommend creating campfire stories to tell, nothing livens up a dull trip as a good story. If you choose to write a story, I will give you a small bonus. Do keep to under 300 words, but remember, less than 100 words will not count: that would be a horrid story."

Example:
(click to show/hide)

Tip 1: Keep it simple, wormfeed.

*Note: New rule changes have given you 2 days to complete this challenge instead of 1!! Now you have even more time to become a literary genius!
« Last Edit: July 30, 2014, 09:23:24 pm by ZaSpai »
Logged

t~

  • Seasoned Member
  • *****
  • Karma: 11
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1855
  • BOUTTA GET BANNED BY INTEL 5/1/2016
Re: THREAD CHALLENGE #5 (July 29-30)
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2014, 10:21:24 am »

The Story of the Pub Spy

"Hmm... maybe I can stab this pesky constructor, then take out his autogun, capture the intelligence, and become the hero of my team!" the RED spy silently thought to himself. "I just need him to stay still so I can deal the final blow with my trusty knife."

*2 minutes later* the spy was mauled by a barrage of bullets from the constructor.

*2 minutes after that* the spy was back in the intel room.

"Hmm... maybe I can stab this pesky constructor, then take out his autogun, capture the intelligence, and become the hero of my team!" the RED spy silently thought to himself. "I just need him to stay still so I can deal the final blow with my trusty knife."

*2 minutes later* the spy was mauled by a barrage of bullets from the constructor.

*2 minutes after that* the spy was back in the intel room


"Hmm... maybe I can stab this pesky constructor, then take out his autogun, capture the intelligence, and become the hero of my team!" the RED spy silently thought to himself. "I just need him to stay still so I can deal the final blow with my trusty knife."

*2 minutes later* the spy was mauled by a barrage of bullets from the constructor.

*2 minutes after that* the spy was back in the intel room.

"Hmm... maybe I can stab this pesky constructor, then take out his autogun, capture the intelligence, and become the hero of my team!" the RED spy silently thought to himself. "I just need him to stay still so I can deal the final blow with my trusty knife."

*2 minutes later* the spy was mauled by a barrage of bullets from the constructor.

THEY NEVER LEARN
Logged
^_^

21Dan

  • europe most feminine
  • **
  • Karma: -9
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 375
  • You merely adopted the imbalance..
Re: THREAD CHALLENGE #5 (July 29-30)
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2014, 10:28:48 am »

*don't read it, it's shit

(click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: July 29, 2014, 11:47:05 am by B.illy S.O.D. »
Logged

If a mod doesn't break at least one of his own rules then he's generally a fag.

BassMakesPaste

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Karma: 22
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 589
  • Tweaking his nipples.
Re: THREAD CHALLENGE #5 (July 29-30)
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2014, 11:21:04 am »

(click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: July 29, 2014, 11:45:07 am by B.illy S.O.D. »
Logged
Quote
<ThouBot> Thou neighboreth finds nay m'rcy in thou eaye. Thou common-kissing nut-hook.
<BassMakesPaste> nut-hook
<BassMakesPaste> thoubot, what is a nut-hook
<ThouBot> Thou'seth face..
<MrRatermat> OH BURN

Conan

  • 2013 Haxxy Award Winner
  • *
  • Karma: 11
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 800
  • (λ*2) = 42
Re: THREAD CHALLENGE #5 (July 29-30)
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2014, 11:36:53 am »

jesus christ put a NSFW tag on that shit
Logged

Phantom Brave

  • All Hail Classicwell
  • Designer
  • *****
  • Karma: 70
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12701
  • Another one --
Re: THREAD CHALLENGE #5 (July 29-30)
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2014, 12:18:06 pm »



Consciousness is unattainable, says Medic. Engineer suggests the use of structural narrative to read independent identity. In a sense, any number of theories concerning not materialism, as would have it, but higher materialism, may be revealed.

The failure, and some would say the collapse, of graphical appropriation prevalent in this Garrison is also evident in Red's garrison. Thus, structure holds that material truth, perhaps ironically, has objective value.

An experiment goes wrong, havocking a portal on the Garrison. However, the transferrence of identity and dimension granted does not serve to sentiate the graphics. Yes, one can not overthrow the design.
Logged

http://steamcommunity.com/id/wareya/
ladies and gentlemen i would like to announce that the fact of the matter is up that the fact of the matter is a fact and it matters

cabalier

  • Mega-Weeaboo Extraordinaire
  • **
  • Karma: 4
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1968
  • water
Re: THREAD CHALLENGE #5 (July 29-30)
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2014, 12:19:07 pm »

(click to show/hide)

MAY HEGEHOG

  • 2013 Haxxy Award Winner
  • *
  • Karma: 23
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2289
  • en.seoi.net/yurai/?n=EURO%20FAGGOTS
Re: THREAD CHALLENGE #5 (July 29-30)
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2014, 01:04:49 pm »

 Again and again, the rocketman dies to the same runner. It's like the runner is always one second ahead of everything the rocketman does. The blue team was getting angry at him, saying he wasn't pulling his weight. It was then that the rocketman thought of this brilliant idea to not make his team mad at him anymore.

 He stood still, for a long, long time. All of a sudden his name disappeared! It wasn't rocketman anymore. His team stood around him to see what was going on. "Shoot, how do I spell it.." he knew English wasn't his mother tongue, and he struggled to spell it out. "L" was the first letter. By now red team has caught wind of what was happening, and they were about to storm the blue team's base. "A."

 The rocketman had to hurry, his team was going to lose and he needed to explain why he couldn't do what he should. But now the red runner was upon them, attacking his team taking out two of the four in the first few seconds. Down went the third - the rocketman was going to be next! With his final effort, another letter appeared with the other two, but it was too late. The read runner already got him. Red team continued to complete their objective and win the game.

The blue team was heavily disappointed. Later on they initiated a vote to kick the rocketman off of the team, to their success. Now the rocketman can only watch as his team does a better job than when they had him. They didn't care about what he had to say. But the rocketman forgot everything. He even forgot about what he was trying to say. The last letter...










 It was "G."
Logged
a sha'doe of meyeself, juss hoo am i?? skan horeyezens

u koodif leffed mi hear, seeld insyd te pod . no one wood everr no
te k-aws kuntroll.. my troo eyedenditty, te powerr that izz miii!
we all danse in fiya! trap in this masheen!! donnno how long we waytid, azz te egghed's washing!
we all danse in fiya!! luking thru te skrean! donnno how long we waytid, azz te egghed washes

the useless soldier

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Karma: 5
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 249
Re: THREAD CHALLENGE #5 (July 29-30)
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2014, 04:26:23 pm »

In my peripheral vision, I saw a red rocketman hurriedly run past me. I turned around, and began to follow him. Where could this red rocketman be running to? Is he trying to steal our intelligence?

He was in such a rush that he failed to notice the loud echoes of the clanging my footsteps made as I climbed the stairs behind him. His ignorance of his environment did not truly surprise me. For after all, he was just a simple, uncultured rocketman (quite to my disgust).

As he neared our intelligence, my heart began to pound. I knew I would be able to stop him, but my subconscious told me otherwise. How could I not defend our intelligence from this ignorant rocketman?

We reached the flat platform where our intelligence was stored, and I sprinted the last few yards toward him. I raised my hand and as I prepared to stab him, the unexpected occurred - he turned around. It was as if he knew I were behind him all along. With a simple twitch, he had caught me in the act of trying to stab him. A flash of light, and it was then that I realized I was the simpleton.

***

The red rocketman turned around and surveyed his surroundings - blood was everywhere, and the flesh of the now-deceased blue infiltrator was littered all over the floor. Surprisingly, the head of the infiltrator remained intact. He bent down, and gently removed the cigarette from the infiltrator's mouth. Plopping it in his own mouth, he picked up the BLU intelligence and calmly walked back towards his base.
« Last Edit: July 29, 2014, 04:27:27 pm by the useless soldier »
Logged

bullets (obviously)

  • Seasoned Member
  • *****
  • Karma: 40
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1962
Re: THREAD CHALLENGE #5 (July 29-30)
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2014, 06:51:19 pm »

Tasteless shades of grey and the noise of idiots mashing on the jump button assaulted
the Rocketman's senses. He evaluated his surroundings like the disciplined soldier he
wasn't, and found himself at the bottom of a claustrophobia-inducing pit. He spied the
exit far above, the steep walls demanding a sacrifice of health to reach so why were
both intels directly below him? The indicator was never mistaken, though the Rocketman
dreaded the truth it implied.

Explosively, he launched himself from the hateful ground, only to find himself returned
to the earth by some cataclysmic shift in the universe designed for his personal benefit.

Lag, the Rocketman spat, the worst obscenity he could imagine.

He fired again, hoping to break free of the pit by pounding the walls into submission
with his spinning rocketlauncher. White particles of dust rose in response, contributing
to his troubles with asthma and various stutters.

At long last, the Rocketman stood atop the cliff for more than a split second. Recovering
his breath, he checked his indicators. Full health. He cursed again, and forced himself to
look down and ahead, at the source of the mindless jumping. He typed furiously, almost
hoping the host would end his misery with a kick.

GODDAMMIT Y THE FUCK WUD U HOST RJ_PORCUPINE ON A FUCKING PUB

He pounced on the grey message boxes, then sat back as his world restarted into what
would hopefully be a happier place. He entered the lobby and saw a dying wasteland. The
cursor hovered over the words rj_porcupine, and the seething Rocketman clicked again.


(click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: July 29, 2014, 06:56:44 pm by bullets (obviously) »
Logged

Alma Elma

  • BEWARE, I'M ON MY PERIOD
  • *
  • Karma: 14
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4287
  • hhhhhhhhhhhhh
    • Steam Community Profile
Re: THREAD CHALLENGE #5 (July 29-30)
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2014, 07:03:49 pm »

(click to show/hide)
Logged

I've got the Joy, the Joy deep in my heart. Joy, Joy, Joy.
Do you?

Heenok

  • 2013 Haxxy Award Winner
  • *
  • Karma: 8
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 289
Re: THREAD CHALLENGE #5 (July 29-30)
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2014, 10:43:41 pm »

   cp_kistra

   Assɪᴍ ǫᴜᴇ ᴀ ᴏᴘᴏʀᴛᴜɴɪᴅᴀᴅᴇ sᴇ ᴀᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛᴀ, ᴇᴜ ᴘᴜʟᴇɪ ᴇ ᴇᴜ ᴏғᴇʀᴇᴏ ᴏ ᴍᴇᴜ sᴇʀ ᴘᴀɪsᴀɢᴇᴍ ғʀɢɪʟ ᴇ ғʀɢɪʟ ǫᴜᴇ ᴍᴀɴᴄʜᴀᴅᴏ ʀᴏxᴏ ᴘᴀʀᴀ ɪssᴏ ᴀɪɴᴅᴀ ɴᴏ ғɪxᴏ ᴇᴍ ᴜᴍ ᴄᴏʙᴇʀᴛᴏʀ ɢʀᴏssᴏ ᴅᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇ. Cᴀᴅᴀ ᴘᴀssᴏ ǫᴜᴇ ᴇᴜ ᴅᴏᴜ ᴘᴀʀᴇᴄᴇ ʀᴇᴅᴇғɪɴɪʀ ʜɪsᴛʀɪᴀ. Mɪɴᴇ? Eᴜ ɴᴏ ᴘᴇɴsᴏ ᴀssɪᴍ.
   Eɴǫᴜᴀɴᴛᴏ ᴇᴜ ᴅᴇɪxᴇɪ ᴍᴇᴜs ᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴏsᴏs ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀɴʜᴇɪʀᴏs ᴅᴇ ᴇǫᴜɪᴘᴇ ɴᴀ ᴍɪɴʜᴀ sᴏᴍʙʀᴀ, ᴇᴜ sɪɴᴛᴏ ᴏ ᴇsᴘᴀᴏ ᴀᴏ ᴍᴇᴜ ʀᴇᴅᴏʀ ᴅᴇғᴏʀᴍᴀᴅᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴀ ᴄᴀʙᴇʀ ᴍᴇᴜ ғsɪᴄᴏ ᴅᴇʟɢᴀᴅᴏ ɪᴍᴘᴏɴᴅᴏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴅᴀᴅᴇ ᴍᴜɪᴛᴏ sɪᴍᴘʟᴇs. Sɪɴᴇᴄᴜʀᴀ? Eᴜ ɴᴏ ᴘᴇɴsᴏ ᴀssɪᴍ.
   Eᴜ ᴇxᴘʟᴏʀᴏ ᴇ ᴇᴜ ʀᴇᴅᴇғɪɴɪᴜ ɢᴇᴏᴍᴇᴛʀɪᴀs ᴄʀᴇsᴄᴇɴᴛᴇs ᴅɪᴀɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴇ ᴍɪᴍ. Eɴǫᴜᴀɴᴛᴏ ᴅɪsᴛɴᴄɪᴀs ᴇɴᴄᴏʟʜᴇʀ ᴍɪɴʜᴀ ᴘᴀssᴀɢᴇᴍ ᴄʀɪsᴛᴀʟɪᴢᴀᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴍᴇᴜ sᴇʀ ᴍᴀɴɪғᴇsᴛᴀᴅᴏ. Aɴᴛᴇs ᴅᴀ ᴍᴏ ʀᴇᴛᴏʀᴄɪᴅᴀ ᴅᴀ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴅᴀᴅᴇ ᴀɢᴀʀʀᴀ ɪɴᴅɪᴠᴅᴜᴏs ǫᴜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀʀᴛɪʟʜᴀᴍ ᴇssᴀ ғᴀᴛɪᴀ ᴅᴇ ᴇxɪsᴛɴᴄɪᴀ, ᴏ ᴏʙᴊᴇᴛɪᴠᴏ ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴜʀᴀᴅᴏ ᴇ ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴏ, ᴍᴇᴜ, ǫᴜᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴇᴄɪᴀ ʟᴇɴᴛᴏ ɴᴏ ᴍᴀɪs, ᴍᴀs ɴᴏ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀ ᴘᴏʀǫᴜᴇ ᴘᴏʀ ᴜᴍ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛᴏ ᴘᴀʀᴀ ʙᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴏ ᴍᴇᴜ ɪɴғɪɴɪᴛᴏ ᴇᴛʀᴇᴏ.
   Aɪɴᴅᴀ ғɪᴄᴏ ᴀᴄᴏʀᴅᴀᴅᴏ ɴᴏɪᴛᴇ ᴘᴇɴsᴀɴᴅᴏ ǫᴜᴇ ᴇᴜ ᴅᴇɪxᴇɪ ᴇ ᴇᴜ sᴜssᴜʀʀᴏ ǫᴜᴇ ᴇᴜ ɢʀᴀᴠᴇɪ-ᴏ ᴘᴀʀᴀ ᴏ ɪɴғɪɴɪᴛᴏ, ᴏ ᴍᴇᴜ ɴᴏᴍᴇ, Lᴏɴᴇ Wᴏʟғ.

(click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: July 29, 2014, 10:51:30 pm by Heenok »
Logged

Derpduck

  • 2011 Haxxy Finalist
  • *
  • Karma: 42
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 5770
Re: THREAD CHALLENGE #5 (July 29-30)
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2014, 10:49:54 am »

Curse Of The EU

(click to show/hide)

I just counted the words myself and I got 290 words. I don't trust computers to count words anymore.
The first draft was 370 words long. RIP 70 words :cry:
« Last Edit: July 30, 2014, 10:59:54 am by Derpduck [LORD] »
Logged

Sparky

  • Seasoned Member
  • *****
  • Karma: 17
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1484
  • ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Re: THREAD CHALLENGE #5 (July 29-30)
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2014, 10:53:54 am »

Curse Of The EU

(click to show/hide)

The first draft was 370 words long. RIP 70 words :cry:

hahahahaha

Never pick 21Dan :P

Logged

[FR]YB

  • 2013 Haxxy Award Winner
  • *
  • Karma: 28
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 642
  • There are 11 people playing holy sh
Re: THREAD CHALLENGE #5 (July 29-30)
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2014, 11:22:23 am »

"What's the next map?" Overweight asked to Healer.

The Red Healer looked at his phone before answering, "gen_destroy."

The entire server emitted a collective grunt, save for a couple of infiltrators who slowly declared "i lov gen its my fav"

A few seconds later, Overweight and Healer were standing in their red spawn room, with their teammates Rocketman, Rifleman and Infiltrator. Turning to Healer, Overweight winked and turned into a Detonator.

"Ye know what to do lad?" He offered with a grin.

Healer gave his usual mad smile in return, and started healing Overweight-Detonator, who began exploding himself. The three other Reds went forward, Rocketman giving them a weird look, but the two of them knew better. Slowly but surely, Healer's medigun was charing with superbrst. And in the end...

" :superburst: !"

Covered with his own fading blood particles, Detonator smiled and turned back into Overweight.

"Then go my friend! Let's kill them all!"

While their teammates were clearing the no-man's-land, Overweight and Healer made their way to the enemy generator.

"Wait for it," Overweight said as they approached the Blu abomination. "When I :x6: !"

Healer nodded with a :c8: , his middle finger steadily positioned on his medigun's right button. Eventually they saw their fellow Rifleman, perched on a window, dying at the same time as he destroyed an enemy autogun.

"Get ready Healer!" Overweight shouted.

They jumped out of said window.

Before them appeared the Blu shielded machine, a bleeding Constructor, a zooming Rifleman and a Firebug.

Firebugs don't deserve adjectives.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Yelled Overweight as he started shooting his mighty load on the giant, steamy monster. Next to Overweight, Healer tried keeping the magic link between them. The Firebug was assaulting them with his fire...

Suddenly  :x6: , Healer deploys superburst, Overweight has infinite ammo, Red won.

"ggwpnore"



Dammit 300 words limit, had to shrink the end to 297 words, now it looks extremely bad ;_;
Pages: [1] 2
 

Page created in 0.109 seconds with 38 queries.