THE RUNNER 
Yo Deto! How is it goin'?
How long have you soar'd the skies for?
You're -- like -- flyin' up to Mordor,
But you do that for a livin'!
THE DETONATOR 
Cheers! Yer pretty good with yer tongue,
But I'm not the flier ye think!
I'm much better with meh ol' drink,
For it brings great strength to my---
THE HEALER 
---WRONG!
Zis speech is inappropriate!
Something I can not tolerate!
THE RUNNER 
Aw, man, give us a freakin' break!
We're just chillin' for f*cks sake!
THE HEALER 
You are ashaming this whole team!
Tell them so, infiltrator! Please!
THE INFILTRATOR 
I do must say, zis makes me freeze!
I want to beelieve it's a dream!
What sort of simpleton would make
fun of their own team
de la sorte?Now get out of here!
Prends la porte!THE RUNNER 
That's it! Geez, man, gimme a break!
I'm outta this damn freakin' game!
I hate rhyming anyway! Bye,
suckers! I hope you will all die
in hellfire!
THE INFILTRATOR 
So rude!
THE HEALER 
For shame!
THE DETONATOR 
Come on, laddies! Aye, stop yelling!
Can you not see we are all friends?
Fighting together, to the end!
Don't argue all on such a thing!
Together, we bring death to BLU!
Teamwork and superbursts will do!
(to healer) Heal the Runner,
(to runner) kill the roamer,
(to infiltrator) and stab that filthy BLU Healer,
While I minejump to the intel,
And bring it home -- and all is well!
THE RUNNER 
Wow, geez, dude, you're so freakin' right!
THE HEALER
Richtig! I am sorry, Runner,
for all zat---
(stomach noise) Ich habe Hunger!THE INFILTRATOR 
How about we call it a night
By eating a few pizzas here
together?
EVERYONE SANS INFILTRATOR

What a great idea!
THE ROCKETMAN 
Did someone say pizza here? Yeah!
Ten pizzas,
that I do not fear!
I'm eating them all, and... uh...
THE INFILTRATOR 
Yes?
THE ROCKETMAN 
...Dammit! I can't rhyme!
EVERYONE SANS ROCKETMAN

Awwww...
FIN