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Author Topic: THREAD CHALLENGE #1 (July 14)  (Read 2452 times)

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THREAD CHALLENGE #1 (July 14)
« on: July 14, 2014, 08:02:18 am »

  THREAD CHALLENGE #1: "Ode to Garrison

Write a creative poem about GG2!!

"Throughout history, a successful warrior was not only skilled with a sword, but also a master of the pen. Do not give me that look, Mercantiles, poetry is not for wimps and nancies. Poetry sings of the glory of battle and the joys of conquest. The Vikings were renowned for their poetry as well as their ferocity. Come now, do you honestly mean to tell me that you are more skilled than an entire civilization of warrior men and women? If it was good enough for the Vikings, it is good enough for you. More importantly, shareholders eat this stuff up. Start writing!"

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« Last Edit: July 18, 2014, 08:05:28 am by B.illy S.O.D. »
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Re: CHALLENGE #1 (July 14)
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2014, 08:53:48 am »

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Re: CHALLENGE #1 (July 14)
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2014, 08:58:26 am »

Hey I'm the Firebug
My fire causes bug

I can reflect rockets
Or extinguish my teammates

With a pocket medic
I'm really fantastic

Cause although I am weak
When I am ubered

That's an incredible killstreak
And look, the enemy's team is dead.


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Re: CHALLENGE #1 (July 14)
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2014, 09:16:24 am »

Roses are red,
so is the ground below you:
airshot.

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Re: CHALLENGE #1 (July 14)
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2014, 09:19:00 am »

the sound of their death
it is soothing to hear it
i hear it alot
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Re: CHALLENGE #1 (July 14)
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2014, 09:56:35 am »

Once upon a pixelated sandwich there was a salad,
That stood there until someone added,
"The pixelated Overweight is a maggot!"
The Overweight stood tall but ate a rocket.

Rocketman glaze at the salad and reached to his pocket,
Took the salad dressing but then came a man of chocolate
"Ill gie ye a skelpit lug!" said the Detonator's wallet.
Who's in there? mrfredman with his faucet!
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Re: CHALLENGE #1 (July 14)
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2014, 10:37:41 am »

THE RUNNER  :x11:
Yo Deto! How is it goin'?
How long have you soar'd the skies for?
You're -- like -- flyin' up to Mordor,
But you do that for a livin'!

THE DETONATOR  :x15:
Cheers! Yer pretty good with yer tongue,
But I'm not the flier ye think!
I'm much better with meh ol' drink,
For it brings great strength to my---

THE HEALER  :x16:
---WRONG!
Zis speech is inappropriate!
Something I can not tolerate!

THE RUNNER  :x11:
Aw, man, give us a freakin' break!
We're just chillin' for f*cks sake!

THE HEALER  :x16:
You are ashaming this whole team!
Tell them so, infiltrator! Please!

THE INFILTRATOR  :x18:
I do must say, zis makes me freeze!
I want to beelieve it's a dream!
What sort of simpleton would make
fun of their own team de la sorte?
Now get out of here! Prends la porte!

THE RUNNER  :x11:
That's it! Geez, man, gimme a break!
I'm outta this damn freakin' game!
I hate rhyming anyway! Bye,
suckers! I hope you will all die
in hellfire!

THE INFILTRATOR  :x18:
So rude!

THE HEALER  :x16:
For shame!

THE DETONATOR  :x15:
Come on, laddies! Aye, stop yelling!
Can you not see we are all friends?
Fighting together, to the end!
Don't argue all on such a thing!
Together, we bring death to BLU!
Teamwork and superbursts will do!
(to healer) Heal the Runner, (to runner) kill the roamer,
(to infiltrator) and stab that filthy BLU Healer,
While I minejump to the intel,
And bring it home -- and all is well!

THE RUNNER  :x11:
Wow, geez, dude, you're so freakin' right!

THE HEALER :x16:
Richtig! I am sorry, Runner,
for all zat--- (stomach noise) Ich habe Hunger!

THE INFILTRATOR :x18:
How about we call it a night
By eating a few pizzas here
together?

EVERYONE SANS INFILTRATOR  :x11:  :x15:  :x16:
What a great idea!

THE ROCKETMAN  :x13:
Did someone say pizza here? Yeah!
Ten pizzas, that I do not fear!
I'm eating them all, and... uh...

THE INFILTRATOR :x18:
Yes?

THE ROCKETMAN :x13:
...Dammit! I can't rhyme!

EVERYONE SANS ROCKETMAN  :x11: :x15: :x16: :x18:
Awwww...



FIN
« Last Edit: July 14, 2014, 01:27:25 pm by [FR]YB »
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Re: CHALLENGE #1 (July 14)
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2014, 11:18:09 am »

The Rockets are ready.
The Soldier stands still.
Rockets are coming.
BOOM! you're dead.
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« Last Edit: July 14, 2014, 11:18:54 am by prime »
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Re: CHALLENGE #1 (July 14)
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2014, 11:20:31 am »

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Re: CHALLENGE #1 (July 14)
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2014, 11:31:48 am »

Three medics trail a heavy -
one's useless, another's a hippie, and the third's a festival.
The heavy is glad to have his angels by his side.
Perhaps he is a pimp, but he doesn't care
(he can say they're the holy trinity!).
Who knew a cat could have so many bitches (putas)?
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Re: CHALLENGE #1 (July 14)
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2014, 11:34:34 am »

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:x11:
Dancing and chasing
My skill? I'm untouchable
Don't need no shoutcat

 :x12:
Too hot to handle
I'll set your whole team ablaze
Await your slow death

 :x13:
That damn bazooka!
Where once there were enemies
Only gibs remain

 :x14:
Slow but powerful
Minigun rumbles along
A storm of bullets

 :x15:
When will they explode?
Stickies are blocking your way
A grisly ending

 :x17:
I dance while you die
Autogun aims perfectly
Yay technology

 :x28:
Knife and revolver
Invisible assassin
Too spooky for you

 :x19:
A long range laser?
You'll never see it coming
Death comes suddenly



I'm a poet and
I didn't even know it!
Refrigerator!!!!!

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Re: CHALLENGE #1 (July 14)
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2014, 12:36:24 pm »

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Re: CHALLENGE #1 (July 14)
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2014, 12:48:31 pm »

Sounding off with all marks the start
Of the rocketman's graceful art
Look out above or else you find
Limbs flying from your own behind
Yes, gibs are the recipe to a victory tart

Not quite a limerick but oh well

Also "SOLLY"
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Re: CHALLENGE #1 (July 14)
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2014, 01:28:32 pm »


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Re: CHALLENGE #1 (July 14)
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2014, 01:31:03 pm »

Sounding off with all marks the start
Of the rocketman's graceful art
Look out above or else you find
Limbs flying from your own behind
Yes, gibs are the recipe to a victory tart

Not quite a limerick but oh well

Also "SOLLY"

Limerick time? Limerick time.

There once was a spy named Sophia
who had an amazing idea!
"I'll stab this fat guy,
and then I will try
to stab all these players from Korea!"

Sophia hid under a crate.
Crouched under it, lying in wait.
The Overweight came!
"You're mine!" she exclaimed!
She swung - she was four seconds late.

The Overweight filled her with lead;
spammed bullets until she was dead.
And that is why, guys,
you learn to play spy
and start using your gun and your head.
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