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Author Topic: The Relationship Thread: the melancholy of Hanz Ketchum  (Read 623778 times)

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Re: The Relationship Thread
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2010, 11:00:17 pm »

I have pathetic luck with women. The ones I like, I don't get. The ones I do get are pants-on-head retarded or creepy as all hell.
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Re: The Relationship Thread
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2010, 11:01:36 pm »

dont get girlfriends unless u wanna be with the bitch forever

fuck buddies or friends with benefits is where its at
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Re: The Relationship Thread
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2010, 11:03:11 pm »

dont get girlfriends unless u wanna be with the bitch forever

fuck buddies or friends with benefits is where its at
:z4: but that's what I like
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Re: The Relationship Thread
« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2010, 11:03:39 pm »

Internet boyfriends don't count, Seez.
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Re: The Relationship Thread
« Reply #34 on: May 17, 2010, 11:04:00 pm »

dont get girlfriends unless u wanna be with the bitch forever

fuck buddies or friends with benefits is where its at
:z4: but that's what I like
wat do u like
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Re: The Relationship Thread
« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2010, 11:04:24 pm »

Internet boyfriends don't count, Seez.
X) guess again, derp.

dont get girlfriends unless u wanna be with the bitch forever

fuck buddies or friends with benefits is where its at
:z4: but that's what I like
wat do u like
oh nevermind I read that wrong
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Re: The Relationship Thread
« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2010, 11:04:44 pm »

@ OP: I'm gettin' there. Albeit slowly but dammit I'm making progress.
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Re: The Relationship Thread
« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2010, 11:05:46 pm »

@ OP: I'm gettin' there. Albeit slowly but dammit I'm making progress.
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Re: The Relationship Thread
« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2010, 11:07:39 pm »

@ OP: I'm gettin' there. Albeit slowly but dammit I'm making progress.
:hehe:
What you laughin' at, eh?
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Re: The Relationship Thread
« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2010, 11:08:20 pm »

if you a virgin dont go out with the chick u like yet cause when you finally grow some nutz and go to bone her you'll be shit (unless you've watched uber amounts of porn and got it down or some shit)

as said on 40 Year Old Virgin:

go nail some "Hood Rats" and plant dem seeds
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Re: The Relationship Thread
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2010, 11:09:55 pm »

if you a virgin dont go out with the chick u like yet cause when you finally grow some nutz and go to bone her you'll be shit (unless you've watched uber amounts of porn and got it down or some shit)

as said on 40 Year Old Virgin:

go nail some "Hood Rats" and plant dem seeds
Sex Ed Mother Fucka
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Re: The Relationship Thread
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2010, 11:11:08 pm »

if you a virgin dont go out with the chick u like yet cause when you finally grow some nutz and go to bone her you'll be shit (unless you've watched uber amounts of porn and got it down or some shit)

as said on 40 Year Old Virgin:

go nail some "Hood Rats" and plant dem seeds
Sex Ed Mother Fucka
i was to busy gettin laid to go to that class
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Re: The Relationship Thread
« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2010, 11:15:52 pm »

if you a virgin dont go out with the chick u like yet cause when you finally grow some nutz and go to bone her you'll be shit (unless you've watched uber amounts of porn and got it down or some shit)

as said on 40 Year Old Virgin:

go nail some "Hood Rats" and plant dem seeds
Sex Ed Mother Fucka
i was to busy gettin laid to go to that class
so what's a hood rat?
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Re: The Relationship Thread
« Reply #43 on: May 17, 2010, 11:17:06 pm »

if you a virgin dont go out with the chick u like yet cause when you finally grow some nutz and go to bone her you'll be shit (unless you've watched uber amounts of porn and got it down or some shit)

as said on 40 Year Old Virgin:

go nail some "Hood Rats" and plant dem seeds
Sex Ed Mother Fucka
i was to busy gettin laid to go to that class
so what's a hood rat?
You have context and google at your fingertips, you know?
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Re: The Relationship Thread
« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2010, 11:17:40 pm »

if you a virgin dont go out with the chick u like yet cause when you finally grow some nutz and go to bone her you'll be shit (unless you've watched uber amounts of porn and got it down or some shit)

as said on 40 Year Old Virgin:

go nail some "Hood Rats" and plant dem seeds
Sex Ed Mother Fucka
i was to busy gettin laid to go to that class
so what's a hood rat?
you not watch the movie?

its some chick you dont care about to practice sex cause well who gives a fuck about her lol
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