This is one of my friends, he's gay but I'm not. I was just
fucking around with him. *laughtrack*
Never tell your password to anyone.
Tyrant Kitten: sap bor
Dormantan: sap my bor
Tyrant Kitten: i'm sapping your bor
Tyrant Kitten: why is there animu in avatar
Dormantan: I'm a weeaboo silly
Tyrant Kitten: awesome
Tyrant Kitten: whats it like
Dormantan: very
Dormantan: well
Dormantan: it gives you more things to do
Dormantan: watch
Dormantan: see
Dormantan: EXPERIENCE
Dormantan: and it gives you a wider variety as far as avatars go
Tyrant Kitten: kool
Dormantan: quite
Tyrant Kitten: it's ice cream day
Dormantan: alamode
Tyrant Kitten: oh i'm in the mode for
Tyrant Kitten: oops forgot rocky road
Tyrant Kitten: fucking fucked up the song
Dormantan: how could you
Tyrant Kitten: derp
Tyrant Kitten: well ice cream day is ending in awhile anyways
Tyrant Kitten: guess what time it is
Dormantan: 11:28
Dormantan: PM
Tyrant Kitten: wrong
Tyrant Kitten: it's time to pound
Tyrant Kitten: some meat
Dormantan: trolled
Tyrant Kitten: cock dick ass fuck naggers
Dormantan: Did you hear
Dormantan: We lost Jess to the Rakks.
Tyrant Kitten: what the christ
Dormantan: HEY YOU HEAR WHEN THE WATER'S GONNA TURN BACK ON
Tyrant Kitten: NO MANG
Tyrant Kitten: IT'S BEEN WEEKS
Tyrant Kitten: OH WELL
Tyrant Kitten: I HAVE ICE CREAM
Dormantan: LOTS OF STUFF BEEN SHOWING UP MISSING LATELY
Dormantan: MAKES YOU WONDER
Tyrant Kitten: NINJA CATS
Tyrant Kitten: STEALING YOUR SHIZ
Dormantan: please
Tyrant Kitten: wat
Dormantan: trolled again
Tyrant Kitten: fuck fucking fuck fuck naggers
Dormantan: I'm a roll (and 5 black dicks)
Tyrant Kitten: how do you make an egg roll
Dormantan: you roll it down a slope
Tyrant Kitten: wrong
Tyrant Kitten: you shove robotnik's dick in some batter
Tyrant Kitten: trolled sonic fans
Tyrant Kitten: oh wait im doing it wrong
Dormantan: but robotnik himself is an egg
Dormantan: so would that make his entire body
Dormantan: his dick
Tyrant Kitten: giant dick
Dormantan: that's my kind of dick
Tyrant Kitten: huge
Tyrant Kitten: enourmous
Tyrant Kitten: cock
Tyrant Kitten: ok watch this video theres a lot of mention of dick
Tyrant Kitten:
Youtube Poop: Carlton Jerks Off into the SunDormantan: but I'm watching anime
Tyrant Kitten: fuck
Tyrant Kitten: watch it later
Dormantan: fffffine
Tyrant Kitten: when you're really gay
Dormantan: but I'm already gay???
Tyrant Kitten: no
Tyrant Kitten: like
Tyrant Kitten: gayer than you are now
Tyrant Kitten: gay meter 9001
Dormantan: that's theoretically impossible
Tyrant Kitten: no its not it's been done over there are you fucking blind stop raping
Dormantan: yeah well you haven't met me
Tyrant Kitten: just take a cock you
Tyrant Kitten: you
Dormantan: on the lowest scale of how gay someone is
Tyrant Kitten: DOUBLE nagger
Dormantan: I'm even farther down
Dormantan: holding the whole scale together
Tyrant Kitten: combo breaker
Dormantan: break this *unzips pants*
Tyrant Kitten: holy fucking holy cock nagger tits
Tyrant Kitten: that is one huge cock
Dormantan: when it goes flaccid I have to yell timber
Tyrant Kitten: how am i supposed to jerk this thing off
Tyrant Kitten: let alone suck it
Dormantan: get some bungee cords
Dormantan: or those grabber things old people with arthritis use
Tyrant Kitten: where
Dormantan: in the shed
Tyrant Kitten: ok
Tyrant Kitten: now what
Dormantan: you throw the bungee cords over my dick
Dormantan: holster yourself with them
Dormantan: climb
Dormantan: take the grabber things
Dormantan: stick them in my urethra
Tyrant Kitten: ok
Tyrant Kitten: now what
Dormantan: well I don't know can you build a dam in under 10 seconds
Tyrant Kitten: i have cat friends
Tyrant Kitten: who happen to be engineers
Tyrant Kitten: erecting a dickspenser
Dormantan: although if things get bad my cum will probably sink the entire eastern part of america
Tyrant Kitten: ok
Tyrant Kitten: god damn this shitcocking dickcunt
Tyrant Kitten: spy's sapping my dick again
Dormantan: that's probably me
Tyrant Kitten: hot
Tyrant Kitten: unf
Dormantan: nuf
Tyrant Kitten: uguu~
Tyrant Kitten: oh lord
Tyrant Kitten: there's a cum leak
Dormantan: get the duct tape
Tyrant Kitten: yes
Tyrant Kitten: ok fixed
Tyrant Kitten: the minimal damage is that the closest city has 3 blocks filled with cum
Dormantan: sounds like one sticky situation
Dormantan laughtrack
Tyrant Kitten: ohoho
Tyrant Kitten: wait did you pay the rent
Dormantan: yes
Tyrant Kitten: are you suuure
Dormantan: as sure as possible
Tyrant Kitten: good
Tyrant Kitten: because you know what happens when the rent isnt paid
Tyrant Kitten: no rent
Tyrant Kitten: no pool
Tyrant Kitten: no party
Tyrant Kitten: no dick
Dormantan: it's okay if we don't have a pool
Dormantan: I can improvise with a shovel the backyard and 5 bottles of viagra
Tyrant Kitten: i get the chocolate pool you get the cum pool
Tyrant Kitten: derp
Tyrant Kitten: rainbow colored cats
Tyrant Kitten: the end
Dormantan: they'll be all white when I'm done with them
Tyrant Kitten: to be continued