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Author Topic: Creative Writing and Poetry Thread  (Read 11721 times)

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Re: Creative Writing and Poetry Thread
« Reply #45 on: April 06, 2010, 01:07:45 pm »

I'm just sayin', the phrase is "quote unquote." Like how often ignorant fucktarded people use "all of the sudden" instead of "all of a sudden."


Grammar Nazi, away!
Get the Grammar Check Bastards.
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Re: Creative Writing and Poetry Thread
« Reply #46 on: April 06, 2010, 01:14:18 pm »

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Re: Creative Writing and Poetry Thread
« Reply #47 on: April 06, 2010, 01:17:19 pm »

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Re: Creative Writing and Poetry Thread
« Reply #48 on: April 06, 2010, 01:21:34 pm »

I spent nine years of my life working on this~

Sometimes I like
to go on a hike
With my old bike
It's something I like

I never will cry
But a chimp stole my pie
So I shot him....To die
Oh my, oh my

Sometimes I dance
with the king of France
His dance is a prance
Like he has ants in his pants

My wit is put to the test
As the thing that is best
is a girl from, the west
Shows everyone her....New shoes.

Gang Garrison is old
Though it was once gold
Now it's practically sold
To pubbies, that's cold.

This is the final verse
'Cuz my brain kinda hurts

Ok actually this is it
'Cuz my poem is a pile o' shit
But I will buy some new mits
And then by black guys on the street I will be hit
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Re: Creative Writing and Poetry Thread
« Reply #49 on: April 06, 2010, 03:03:52 pm »

That's from a newgrounds flash.
Newgrounds? I thought I saw it on /v/ a while ago.
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Re: Creative Writing and Poetry Thread
« Reply #50 on: April 06, 2010, 03:09:20 pm »

i wrote this when i was 12 and i've been proud of it ever since:

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Black and White like a checkerboard,
and a tail as long as a bungee cord.
And the size of a large car,
and noisy like an electric guitar.

With a personality as cool as a freezer,
and as brave as Julius Caesar.
It likes to go moo,
especially when it does a poo.

With ears like a rabbit,
to eat grass is oneís habit.
Itís like the top abbot,
heís even mates with John Cabot.

Some have horns but this one doesnít,
since Robin Hood is his cousin.
He likes it when you call him cattle,
except if youíre from Seattle.

His bell is like a stone brick,
and he gets angry in one short click.
His milk makes one sweet blend,
while this poem is brought to an end.
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Re: Creative Writing and Poetry Thread
« Reply #51 on: April 06, 2010, 03:12:32 pm »

I spent nine years of my life working on this~

Dude that's like 0.7(uh, repeating, of course) stanzas per year.
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Re: Creative Writing and Poetry Thread
« Reply #52 on: April 06, 2010, 03:31:17 pm »

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Re: Creative Writing and Poetry Thread
« Reply #53 on: April 06, 2010, 04:36:32 pm »

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Re: Creative Writing and Poetry Thread
« Reply #56 on: April 06, 2010, 04:55:54 pm »

No, but I would be if I found it over on /f/ or swfchan.
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Re: Creative Writing and Poetry Thread
« Reply #57 on: April 06, 2010, 05:26:42 pm »

I spent ten thousand years working on this.

CHARLIE MURPEH  
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Re: Creative Writing and Poetry Thread
« Reply #58 on: April 08, 2010, 05:16:39 am »

I spent ten thousand years working on this.

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Re: Creative Writing and Poetry Thread
« Reply #59 on: April 12, 2010, 04:20:11 pm »

My professor just handed me back on of my papers (a B-) saying -

"You're a very good writer, you actually have alot of talent. But you have to stop with the mispellings and coma splices, no one will want to edit that. But you would probably find work in writing, at a newspaper or something"

I was thrilled, and for once thankful that Spud is such a grammar Nazi. Sadly, Spud's grammar rage has more influence than a crazy old jewish man who teached English.  :drool:
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