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[favicon guru]

You got laid; congrats.

[Trigrar]

... Im very confused by this...

Also, Im too lazy to post any of my stories.

im to creative for you.

we are recording maid to rape today so you might want to get your oral overdose shirt on

[a/d]

John fell on the first.
Fritz machine-gun burst.
“With me to the end,
my only faithful friend.”

Rick slain on the second.
The other world beckoned.
“Yes, I fear the end,
my only faithful friend.”

Jack died on the third.
never was interred.
“Please just let it end,
my only faithful friend.”

Mark died on the eighth.
a man of sturdy faith.
“Will this be the end,
my only faithful friend?”

Friends lie dead in mud,
on my boots their blood.
“Almost at the end,
my only faithful friend.”

A sad life I have led,
now here on my last bed.
“Show me to my end.
My only faithful friend.”

[Scarlett Ptista]

I love all the nerdy, game-themed poetry

[a/d]

Holy Shit. That's good.
Did you make that up?

Writer's Craft.

My teacher loves me. 

[Rock]

I love all the nerdy, game-themed poetry

like a spelunky cyoa?

[Scarlett Ptista]

I love all the nerdy, game-themed poetry

like a spelunky cyoa?

lolwut?+

[Speed of Dark]

I love all the nerdy, game-themed poetry

like a spelunky cyoa?

lolwut?+

Spelunky Choose Your Own Adventure.

[Rock]

I love all the nerdy, game-themed poetry

like a spelunky cyoa?

lolwut?+

http://spelunkyworld.com get informed, also CYOA Create Your Own Adventure

[8Bit]

I love all the nerdy, game-themed poetry

like a spelunky cyoa?

lolwut?+

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[<USPP> Spectatin]

Um, I guess these should go here. These are haikus that I wrote for AEF's class.

Fret not! Please have faith
Playing with you is sublime
Even as a foe

Sunshiny mornings,
Always there for me in game
Either win or loss.

Rocket down long hall
Smacking teammates to and fro
Damn you classicwell

With JelloNixon,
Brings RED Dirtbowl victory
Is his name cleared now?

The picture deceives
Nixon was mostly pyro
Then later sniped foes

Orange match before,
Nixon on enemy team
A worthy fighter

Yes, it's JelloNixon, but he did pretty good in those games despite his reputation. :V

I'll edit this post when I decide to write more or something.


Also a link to the old poetry thread.

[RandomJD]

JOURNAL ENTRY NORMAL 1 =my fail story
,noneofthesenamesaremine=
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My name is Andy, but that is the least important thing you shall learn out of all this. I am in a team of five, but we're all going to die anyway. We are low on everything, because we did what we saw on the movies. Used to be seven of us, but once we did the ol, quote unquote, get to the gun shop thing, we ran into bitten campers. The blood was still rushing out of their bite wounds when we first came in. One of the infected got up when we ran out of the door, and tackled the crazed preist from south street. Next thing you know, the teeth are slammed right behind his ear, tearing the flesh off, one of the now passed away survivors, the mall cop, watched as the skin was ripped right from his shivering head. The preist glared at him angrily, and opened fire on him. Next thing you know, the mall cop falls to the ground and begins to hold the wound, out of pure shock. We ran before we saw the outcome of that sorry sap.

I'll write more once we hit the dock.
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Should I continue?

[Speed of Dark]

once we did the ol, quote on quote

[RandomJD]

once we did the ol, quote on quote

Don't you have to go peform 69 on Curly. l:C

[Speed of Dark]

I'm just sayin', the phrase is "quote unquote." Like how often ignorant fucktarded people use "all of the sudden" instead of "all of a sudden."


Grammar Nazi, away!