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OMFGninja
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1. Play with the sound off for a few days. Get used to locating spies without jump sounds, through the use of visual cues and guesswork only. Learn places where they'll often be. Learn how smart spies dodge and jump. Learn when snipers take shots. Afterwards, when you turn your sound back on, you'll find that you're better at guessing where people offscreen are. Especially helps with scout, since you're going to be there in a few seconds, and soldier, since you're a spammy fag.
2. Listen to some good songs while you play. Listen to songs that you actually like, not songs that are cool. You may not notice a difference at first, but believe me, it'll make you unbelievably chill and you won't get pissy about engie nests and rocketspammers as much.
3. Do your bloody best, even if you're playing in a room full of pubfags. Don't just slack and go for easy caps, take time to see how long you can survive direct combat without going back to a medicabinet.
4. Don't make retarded topics in Strategy and Tactics. I'm fucking serious, it's annoying as all hell.
Maybe more later.
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I_am_awesome
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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2009, 12:22:22 pm » |
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1. Play with the sound off
2. Listen to Eyes of Flame
3. Do your bloody best
4. Don't make retarded topics in Strategy and Tactics. I'm fucking serious, it's annoying as all hell.
Maybe more later.
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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2009, 12:23:18 pm » |
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6. There are other classes besides Firebug, Infiltrator, and Rocketman.
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Handleshack
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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2009, 12:24:52 pm » |
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7. Stop healing the bloody Overweight, you know a spy's just going to backstab the fat, camping bastard.
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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2009, 12:56:54 pm » |
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8. If there's more than one other infiltrator on your team and less than one engineer on the other team, be something else. Be a rocketman even, just don't be a goddamn infiltrator.
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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2009, 02:33:07 pm » |
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9. fuck the score.
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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2009, 02:50:40 pm » |
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11. Check the scoreboard to see if any rogue Infiltrators you have discovered switched classes. They will have a skull beside their name.
12. Check the recent kills to know what's up ahead.
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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2009, 11:25:05 pm » |
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13. In addition to #9, care about your team winning, not your higher numbers u fagot
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Robert2812
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« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2009, 07:40:08 am » |
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7. Stop healing the bloody Overweight, you know a spy's just going to backstab the fat, camping bastard.
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« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2009, 08:05:03 am » |
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14. Rules 1-13 are bullshit. M, 2, A/D, and mouse click 1 is all you need in life.
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« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2009, 09:04:48 am » |
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9001.: Play your own music, especially if it's high-ish in the intensity.
I would recommend Scooter or anything from the Newgrounds Audio Portal labeled "hardstyle" (HELL YES CREATIVE COMMONS FREE USE LICENSE)
Also, I really did not know that infiltrators made jumping noises, as I always play with the sound off.
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« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2009, 12:46:15 pm » |
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15: stop placing sentries in extreme wide open spaces and in the middle of long stretches god damn
edit: fucking hell i necro'd i'm way too tired for this
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MAH BOI MISSES SHY GUY :U
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« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2009, 01:47:46 am » |
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Ignore everything OP said and focus on this: don't take the game seriously. There you go. You'll be topping the scoreboard.
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OMFGninja
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« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2009, 11:12:17 am » |
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Ignore everything OP said and focus on this: don't take the game seriously. There you go. You'll be topping the scoreboard.
GAMING. IS. FUCKING. SRS. BUSINESS. And that won't work if you suck at the game. Nothing can help you then, really. |
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Sir [OCN]Gurren Lagann, DDS
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« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2009, 11:31:08 am » |
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Ignore everything OP said and focus on this: don't take the game seriously. There you go. You'll be topping the scoreboard.
GAMING. IS. FUCKING. SRS. BUSINESS. And that won't work if you suck at the game. Nothing can help you then, really. NOTHING. |
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