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Author Topic: Intel Guard & Slob review things (Latest: Ken-Go)(SEXY OP)  (Read 3337 times)
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« Reply #120 on: April 16, 2012, 11:53:49 am »

Review Tom And Jerry In House Trap for the PS1
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« Reply #121 on: April 16, 2012, 12:19:43 pm »

Review Jet Set Radio for GBA
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« Reply #122 on: April 16, 2012, 03:23:49 pm »

Review Destruction Derby II for PS1.
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« Reply #123 on: April 16, 2012, 04:51:26 pm »

Review FF7
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« Reply #124 on: April 16, 2012, 05:37:34 pm »

Stop requesting things if that's all you're gonna do, it's kind of annoying. Leastways you could discuss videogames, or why you want us to review the game you want, or discuss the actual reviews themselves.
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« Reply #125 on: April 16, 2012, 06:02:00 pm »

Review Me
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« Reply #126 on: April 16, 2012, 06:29:51 pm »

Review Me
hello gang garrison 2 forums i am reviewing madness9001. i assume that a good objective review has to be done by explaining the foundations of the reviewed object, therefore i will start by describing what is a human being. due to my lack of time and knowledge i will have to use the wikipedia description of human beings.

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Humans (known taxonomically as Homo sapiens, Latin for "wise man" or "knowing man") are the only living species in the Homo genus. Anatomically modern humans originated in Africa about 200,000 years ago, reaching full behavioral modernity around 50,000 years ago.

Humans have a highly developed brain and are capable of abstract reasoning, language, introspection, and problem solving. This mental capability, combined with an erect body carriage that frees the hands for manipulating objects, has allowed humans to make far greater use of tools than any other living species on Earth. Other higher-level thought processes of humans, such as self-awareness, rationality, and sapience, are considered to be defining features of what constitutes a "person".

i'd like to emphasize on the last sentence that explains that the definining features of a person are self-awareness, rationality, and sapience, all of which madness9001 (ninety-oh-one) seems to be missing. taking this in account i can't review Madness Ninety-Oh-One as an actual human being, so i refuse to continue this review. thanks

Madness 9001 Review Score (human):
Self-Awareness: 0
Rationality: 0
Sapience: 0
Overall Humanity: 0

Notes: i dunno why but he capitalized both words of his two word sentence, which is pretty cool i guess. it doesn't help his review score at all though

also stop requesting so many games we already have a huge backlist of shit we have to review
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« Reply #127 on: April 16, 2012, 06:32:40 pm »

Review pepsiman because it's such an odd and terrible idea that if you even as much as "not dislike it" it'd be kind of amazing

And I already gave slob's review a score
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« Reply #128 on: April 16, 2012, 07:55:03 pm »

Pepsi Pepsi

Pepsi Pepsi

Pepsi Maaaan~
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« Reply #129 on: April 16, 2012, 08:26:58 pm »

hello gang garrison 2 forums today i am reviewing Intel's review of minesweeper.
this review started strong, i was totally into the multiple ways he said it sucked towards the beginning.  unfortunately, towards the end he had to draw conclusions which have little basis in fact, such as clicking three times randomly.
clearly this man is not very well learned at minesweeper, so it's forgiven.  however i will not forgive Intel's lack of credible sources.  vietnamese people actually invented minesweeper in the 1890s, but it was called "tlatchi-chiong" in vietnamese.
the object of the game was to clear the board of rocks before a colony of ants eats your eyes.  unfortunately, the game was unsuccessful outside of vietnam.

this review gets 5/10 for being fun to read but misinformed.
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« Reply #130 on: April 16, 2012, 08:39:29 pm »

hello gang garrison 2 forums today i am reviewing Intel's review of minesweeper.
this review started strong, i was totally into the multiple ways he said it sucked towards the beginning.  unfortunately, towards the end he had to draw conclusions which have little basis in fact, such as clicking three times randomly.
clearly this man is not very well learned at minesweeper, so it's forgiven.  however i will not forgive Intel's lack of credible sources.  vietnamese people actually invented minesweeper in the 1890s, but it was called "tlatchi-chiong" in vietnamese.
the object of the game was to clear the board of rocks before a colony of ants eats your eyes.  unfortunately, the game was unsuccessful outside of vietnam.

this review gets 5/10 for being fun to read but misinformed.

This is enjoyable enough to be featured on the OP.
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« Reply #131 on: April 16, 2012, 09:48:36 pm »

Are you going to choose a game of the quarter anytime soon?

I'd like to nominate the Super Mario Bros. 2 prototype for the entire terasecond:
Game of the century
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« Reply #132 on: April 16, 2012, 09:50:36 pm »

Are you going to choose a game of the quarter anytime soon?

I'd like to nominate the Super Mario Bros. 2 prototype for the entire terasecond:
Game of the century
this actually looks extremely worthwhile
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« Reply #133 on: April 16, 2012, 09:56:29 pm »

I am considering doing a "Game of the Month" type thing.
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« Reply #134 on: April 16, 2012, 10:23:02 pm »

hello gang garrison 2 forums today i am reviewing Intel's review of minesweeper.
this review started strong, i was totally into the multiple ways he said it sucked towards the beginning.  unfortunately, towards the end he had to draw conclusions which have little basis in fact, such as clicking three times randomly.
clearly this man is not very well learned at minesweeper, so it's forgiven.  however i will not forgive Intel's lack of credible sources.  vietnamese people actually invented minesweeper in the 1890s, but it was called "tlatchi-chiong" in vietnamese.
the object of the game was to clear the board of rocks before a colony of ants eats your eyes.  unfortunately, the game was unsuccessful outside of vietnam.

this review gets 5/10 for being fun to read but misinformed.

This is enjoyable enough to be featured on the OP.

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Hmm, might try working on my archer to be more than just a pot farmer.

What a coincidence, I was working with Archer to make him more than just a pot farmer.
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