hello gang garrison 2 forums i am reviewing madness9001. i assume that a good objective review has to be done by explaining the foundations of the reviewed object, therefore i will start by describing what is a human being. due to my lack of time and knowledge i will have to use the wikipedia description of human beings.
Humans (known taxonomically as Homo sapiens, Latin for "wise man" or "knowing man") are the only living species in the Homo genus. Anatomically modern humans originated in Africa about 200,000 years ago, reaching full behavioral modernity around 50,000 years ago.
Humans have a highly developed brain and are capable of abstract reasoning, language, introspection, and problem solving. This mental capability, combined with an erect body carriage that frees the hands for manipulating objects, has allowed humans to make far greater use of tools than any other living species on Earth. Other higher-level thought processes of humans, such as self-awareness, rationality, and sapience, are considered to be defining features of what constitutes a "person".
i'd like to emphasize on the last sentence that explains that the definining features of a person are self-awareness, rationality, and sapience, all of which madness9001 (ninety-oh-one) seems to be missing. taking this in account i can't review Madness Ninety-Oh-One as an actual human being, so i refuse to continue this review. thanks
Madness 9001 Review Score (human):
Overall Humanity: 0
Notes: i dunno why but he capitalized both words of his two word sentence, which is pretty cool i guess. it doesn't help his review score at all though
also stop requesting so many games we already have a huge backlist of shit we have to review