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Bro/Not bro thread
« on: March 14, 2012, 04:41:39 pm »

Lets start!

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Re: Bro/Not bro thread
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2012, 04:47:10 pm »

BRO

Stonetribe. He is my biological brother. He is a good teammate.

NOT BRO

Stonetribe. I hate this loser.
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Re: Bro/Not bro thread
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2012, 05:06:37 pm »

BRO

Hanako Ikezawa/Twilight Sparkleburst.

What a bro. Like, seriously. Plays an amazing medic and is always the heart of the team. Always helps me push on offense and is damn brilliant at not getting killed himself. The broest of bros.

NOT BRO

Hisao Nakai/Pinkie Pie

Always leaves Hanako for dead.
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Re: Bro/Not bro thread
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2012, 05:18:58 pm »

why is this in art???
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Re: Bro/Not bro thread
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2012, 05:20:21 pm »

TF2 - HOW TO SAVE A BRO

Felt related enough for me.
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Re: Bro/Not bro thread
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2012, 05:27:11 pm »

BRO

Hisao Nakai/Pinkie Pie

Holy smokes. Incredible player. Never needs health because he is untouchable. Singlehandedly wades into medic+2 power class groups, kills a dude, and lives to tell the tale. Exceptionally willing to switch classes to whatever is most needed, not least because he's good at all of them. He is Brozymandias, bro of bros. Were he a plant, he'd be a bromeliad.

Always tops scoreboard by slaughtering fools and completing objectives.

NOT BRO

Hanako Ikezawa/Twilight Sparkleburst

Sometimes tops scoreboard by holding down the left mouse button.
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Re: Bro/Not bro thread
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2012, 05:37:25 pm »

I'll host competitive bro tourneys
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Re: Bro/Not bro thread
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2012, 05:49:33 pm »

BRO: runningman, totally reliable medic/sniper and is online 24/7
NOT BRO: Hikikomori, WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE YOUR ABSENCE
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Re: Bro/Not bro thread
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2012, 05:56:02 pm »

If Twilight Sparkleburst were a halogen, he'd be bromine.
If Twilight Sparkleburst were a Pokemon trainer, he'd be Brock.
If Twilight Sparkleburst were part of the lungs, he'd be a bronchiole.
If Twilight Sparkleburst were a dinosaur, he'd be a Brontosaurus.
If Twilight Sparkleburst were a metal alloy, he'd be bronze.
I might be a bromeliad but Twilight Sparkleburst is a brododendron.
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Re: Bro/Not bro thread
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2012, 06:10:45 pm »

Why is this in art? Move it to GGGD.
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Re: Bro/Not bro thread
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2012, 06:20:06 pm »

SCSCSC more like Brohemian Rhapsody
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Re: Bro/Not bro thread
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2012, 06:21:58 pm »

If Cabalier were a halogen, he'd be highly elecbronegative.
If he were Ash Ketchum, he'd catch Brokemon.
If he studied lungs, he'd have a Ph.D. in broology.
If he were a metal, he'd be malleabro.

I might be a Brontosaurus, but Cabalier is the entire Smithbronian.
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Re: Bro/Not bro thread
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2012, 06:31:56 pm »

If TwilightSparkleburst were highly electronegative, he'd be nibrogen.
If he caught Pokemon, he would catch a Broagunk.
If he were a biologist, he might study up on bromosomes.
If he were malleable, he would be a brod of metal.

I might be the Smithbronian, but TwilightSparkleburst is the sum of the collected works of art in all of Vatican City, a state in Brome.
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Re: Bro/Not bro thread
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2012, 06:44:31 pm »

If Cabalier were nitrogen, he'd be a reactant in the Habro process of ammonia broduction.
If he were a Croagunk, he would be first found in HeartBrold and BroSilver.
If he studied bromosomes, he'd isolate sections of DNA and use them to synthesize broteins.
If he were a brod of metal, he might be susceptible to cobrosion.
I might be the sum of the collected works of art in all of Vatican City, but Benedict XVI just retired, and Cabalier' been appointed Brope.

okay maybe we need to sign a strategic bro limitation treaty and end this brold war brofore it gets out of hand
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Re: Bro/Not bro thread
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2012, 06:56:04 pm »

If Twilight Sparkleburst were a reactant in the Haber process, he would be hybrogen gas.
If he were in HeartGold and SoulSilver, he would be in a brole-playing video game.
If he synthesized proteins, they might be fiBROus scleroproteins.
If he were susceptible to corrosion, he might have to be galvanized in order to be brotected.
If I were the Pope, he would be the earthly father of Jesus himself, Saint Broseph.

I'm all up for a ceasefire because these "bro" puns are successively getting more elabrorate and brodious
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