Welcome~! Willkommen~! Bienvenue~! Benvenuti~! Bienvenidos~! Irasshaimase~!*
Hello there, young and promising new recruit of the glorious STUDENT COUNCIL'S SOCIETY FOR CRIPPLED SISTERS CLAN
tm! I'm clan founder and PR expert, Meower, and I shall accompany you throughout your first journey onto our marvelous establishment. If you may, please, follow my lead.
The
SCSCSC is a group mainly hosted, run and governed by Runningman-chan and me. Our motivation is simple: founding a shelter for our fellow cripple-loving peers**, as well as giving them the motivation to share their experiences and discuss in a friendly environment about their adoration. We also kill people by impersonating mercenaries who impersonate other girls, but that's a given y'know.
The acceptance rules are simple, to join this ragtag bunch of peeps you are required:
- To have a basic knowledge of how all the routes go in their good endings. If you are a novice and still want to discuss about things without getting spoiled of any succulent detail, I suggest you take on a stroll towards the Gaming Discussions board and the specific thread for this game, sweetie~
- To respect and discuss in a civilized manner the opinion of others, aficionados or not, game related or otherwise;
- To express a liking for at the very least one of the main cast's characters;
- To have a moderately good temperament, and to be a respected and knowledgeable member of our community, internally and externally;
- To hail lord Shizune and her faithful servants on a daily basis;
- To bring your own darn chocolate.
Right~ with formalities out of the way, let me introduce you to the next part of our community: the clubs! That's right, by expressing your preference for one of the characters, you're legally*** allowed to partake in one of our SIX different groups! The difference is just some colored pen I found laying around the council when we moved in, you won't believe the amount of stuff that we end up scattering around~
Ahem, anyhow~
SUPREME RULERS, FOUNDERS AND HOUSE CLEANERS:
Runningman
Disability: Offlinitis
Meower
Disability: DID, Onlinitis
Official Ambassadors and Politicians:
MEDIK
Disability: Capslockia
Chess and Pool Experts:
TwilightSparkleburst
Disability: Hooved hands
Hanz Ketchup
Disability: Permanently Rustled Jimmies Syndrome
Lady Z3r05t4r
Disability: Something about pegins
ZeroEntropy
Disability: Metametastasis
Public Relationship Counselors:
( ´ ︹ ` )ﾉ
Pinkie Pie
Disability: Priapism (jesus christ how horrifying)
Court Artists:
Ezoshika!
Disability: Lived in a log cabin since he was 5
Black Rock Shooter
Disability: Chica Mágica
I dont even
Disability: Has no posts
Brooklyn, The Tool That Everyone Uses
Disability: Shouldn't post
Track'n'Field Professionals:
Sergeant Brown
Disability: Salmonellosis, Napoleonic Complex
Rewrite
Disability: Cuteosis
Nukleus
Disability: Parentaliosis
Leonardo da GraveZombie
Disability: Severe British accent
Tea Time Regulators:
S-Z
Disability: Lesbianism
Dokurider
Disability: Type-Lunacy, Diabetes type FFT, Misspelling Waifu Names Disorder
Jeezus
Disability: Frogs in his throat
Dropbear
Disability: Nonsequituritis
I hope you'll find a group that will suit your needs as soon as virtually possible, recruit~! For now, we hope you enjoy your stay and, were you to leave, pay us a visit again!****
Please, take a moment of your time to listen to our glorious anthem!
** The SCSCSC as well as its founders take no responsibility in any damage, emotional or moral, inflicted upon the visualization of the various posts made by our faithful students. As such, no support of cripple fetishism is guaranteed yet not unauthorized albeit discouraged (and frankly what the fuck dude keep it in your pants~ unless the problem is IN your pants, most likely, yes, or maybe not) by its founders and members.
*** Offer void in Nebraska and Bangladesh. Laws and regulations subjected to possible changes/international lawsuits in accordance to our lord Shizune Hakamichi's ruling.
**** You better do. I know where you live you no-life dingbat.
