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Author Topic: The Life of Gengis Garrson  (Read 39233 times)
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« Reply #960 on: October 11, 2011, 04:58:22 am »

Gengis Visits Egypt



Now now, ladies, please. There'll be more of the famous ghostbuster later. Enough pictures.



We have more important matters to attend to.



Like eating this delicious, tasty unnamable goop.



But first,



The daily grind.



Well, that was fun. We'll save Blaise from that hole tomorrow.

Until then, Gengis is sleepy.



Huh?

Oh. Looks like Blaise saved herself while we were ghostbusting.

Oh well, one less thing we have to do in the morning.



And she brought back a handful of shiny goodness. Wasn't that nice of her?

We'll sell these now.



And using the money, finally finish up this living room.

I also bought a nice new bookcase, so we can finally be CIVILIZED, INTELLECTUAL BEINGS.



Now, time to greet the mailman in our underwear.



Actually, I don't like where those hands are going, so let's just head inside.



Well, it's another morning for the Garrson household.



But enough of this monotony.



We're not going to spend the rest of the workweek stressing ourselves over the all-mighty dollar.



No, sir. It's time for a vacation.

Wait, why did I use this picture?



We have enough money, so let's book a flight...

A flight towards Egypt!



Ah, the Egyptian deserts.



The city of the Eiffel Tower, Egypt is a desert of beauty and romance.



Now then, let's join our two social outcas--err, I mean, our two lovebirds.



Now, Gengis's current sweater is a great outfit for the Egyptian sun, but Blaise needs a bit of...je ne sais quoi.



Something that suits the surrounding environment, I suppose.



This'll do quite nicely.



Now then, our vacation can now officially begin!

Where do you want to go first, Gengis?

...Gengis?



Gengis, quit playing with that faucet.

I guess Blaise is deciding for now.



But first, a race.

Blaise managed to bring her car along for the flight, but Gengis found an alternative form of transportation from the local shops.



Lady and Gentlegengis,



Start your engines!



...

Well, we'll...uh, meet you there, I guess.



Okay, we finally made it.

What did we come here for?



This place?

This is a...what is this?



A museum?

That's fine, I guess. But Gengis isn't really the artsy-type, have you seen the children's drawings we have all over the walls?



Well, I guess Gengis could learn how to appreciate the finer arts.



Let's head inside, and look around.

Oh, hey!



Look at this!



This is some furniture that was brought back from China!

These antiques were made in circa...2001? Uh, okay then...



Oh! And this statue, which was crafted using ancient Chinese designs, an artist eventually constructed this using the Chinese designs in...1999?



But here's an actual antique rickshaw! The Chinese used these as a way of transportation.

You see, there would be a person who grabs the handles of the rickshaw, and uhm...err...

Wait, no. This isn't an actual rickshaw, this is a replica of an antique rickshaw. Nevermind.



But over here we have...some...some stuff.

Yep...this sure is...interesting...

What do you think, Gengis?



Gengis, no sleeping on the museum exhibits!

Alright fine, let's go to whatever you want now, Gengis.

For both of our sakes.



A winery?

Well, we are in Egypt. They are known for their expensive wine.



Emphasis on "expensive".

Wow, I can't imagine how much this stuff costs when it's exported.



Well, I guess it doesn't matter much to Gengis, though...



There goes half of our vacation budget.



Gengis, we don't have to drink it right away.

...Nevermind, I guess since you already poured it...



Blaise sits down and drinks the wine, but Gengis downs it in a single gulp before he can even get there.



Except apparently all wine tastes the same to Gengis, so he demands to pick the next venue.

Oh Blaise, you pushover. At least the buzz from the wine will make checking out this venue easier.

Speaking of which, where did you take us, Gengis?



Huh. I guess you've got that explorer's intuition. Gengis somehow managed to find this cavern.

Let's head on in.



Oh man, think of the big bucks we can make in here.



Alright Blaise. Just clear this rock pile while Gengis--



...Explores.



Ahem, now then.



Stand aside, Blaise. Gengis has some adventuring to do.



Alright, if Gengis's exploration skills are correct,



The generic hidden button should, as always, be right...



Here.



So far, so good.



Ah, a pressure plate. This should be easy enough.

...Err, well I guess Blaise doesn't weigh enough to activate it.



Which is why we have Gengis here.



...

Well, maybe we just to put a little bit more effort into it.



JUST A



LITTLE BIT



MORE EFFORT



There.

Puzzle solved.



Anything good behind this door?



Oh boy, rocks.

Well, you know what to do. Gengis will be over here.



Now, if we're correct, this unusually unobtrusive wall should have a secret entrance...



Here!



Ew, gross.



Well, at least we found this shiny doohickey and...



Hoho!



Score!



Oh, a pressure plate. We know what to do.



...Or apparently, we don't.



Oh well, how are things on your end, Blaise?



You found a bag of money!?

All right! We're rich! We've made it, we've--



Oh.

Well, at least we've made some money.



What was behind that other pile of junk?



A heart stone?

Whatever could we use this for?

Perhaps we should...



SHOVE IT IN THIS HEART-SHAPED ENGRAVING

Just a hunch.



Dear God, My eyes!



Well, at the expense of burning my retinas, we've found a secret stairway.



Well, ladies first.



What...what is this?

How exciting, looks like we've got a lot more exploring ahead of us.



But first, a nap.

No suggestions today, it's vacation time.
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« Reply #961 on: October 11, 2011, 05:26:36 am »



yays for sailor gengis
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« Reply #962 on: October 11, 2011, 06:25:14 am »

I didn't know France was called Egypt in the Sims
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« Reply #963 on: October 11, 2011, 07:32:40 am »

I didn't know France was called Egypt in the Sims
What do you mean? That's clearly some african landscape there.
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« Reply #964 on: October 11, 2011, 03:17:45 pm »

It couldn't be more African if you slapped in a bunch of...
Elephants.
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YAHR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE GOTTA GO FAST AN' IT'S ALRITE TO ME
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« Reply #965 on: October 11, 2011, 05:46:04 pm »


HEART!
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« Reply #966 on: October 14, 2011, 01:20:02 am »

That Part



Alright, let's start the day off right.

With some delicious dried turds.



Wait a second, has this hole always been next to our tent?



Oh well, let's just stick our arms into this thing and hopefully we'll walk out with most of our fingers.



Wait...

This is...



It is!

We've found the God Hand!



Oh wait, no. It's just some very bright dried turds.

Oh well, this will make a tasty snack later.



Well, now that everybody is up, let's continue our exploration.



Oh god what is happening to Gengis



Luckily we found a switch that activates from impossible neck twisting.

Let's just take a look. Hopefully we'll be able to find more dried turds.



Oh wait a second, these are just poisonous bugs.



AHH, GET THEM OFF



Well, while Gengis goes into cardiac arrest from all that venom in his bloodstream, let's check on Blaise.



Hoh man, a treasure chest!



What goodies can we find in this baby?



...Uh, wine?

Not exactly what I was expecting.



Between all this wine and edible dried turds, I'm beginning to think this is less of an ancient tomb and more of just us raiding some ancient refrigerator.



Oh well, let's serve it up anyways. All this adventuring made Gengis thirsty.



Oh, no wonder Gengis doesn't like wine. His nose is so long that every time he takes a drink it goes up his sinuses. Wine really burns when it's up your nostrils.

...Don't ask me how I know that.



Let's see how Blaise is doing.



That's... a lot of dead people.

So much for that "ancient refrigerator" idea. Unless this is some sort of ancient cannibal meat storage.



Sheesh, whatever dead civilization that made this place were a bunch of winos. This is, like, our sixth bottle of this stuff.



In the meantime, Gengis inspects this generic suspicious wall.



Yeah, yeah. We found a hidden switch. Same old, same old.



Huh.

Well, this is probably worth something. We could use it as a doorstop back home, I guess.

Not much of a reward for completing this dungeon, but then again we didn't take too long in here.



Well, wasn't that fun? Sort of a small dungeon, but at least we got some nifty stuff. When we get back home, we'll make a neat-o display case for all these things.



We're all done here, and our short vacation is about halfway done.

Let's go do something at the local cafe.



SOMETHING INVOLVING ANGRY PEOPLE



AND EXPLOSIONS



Actually, maybe we should just...get something to eat.



But first, let's wash our roasted epidermis...es?



Yeesh, now I know we're in Egypt. This tiny platter of food was about 60 bucks.

You two better enjoy it.



That is if Blaise The Human Vacuum Cleaner slows down enough so she can actually taste it.



Fine, let's just get some even more expensive drinks.

To Gengis's dismay, they're non-alcoholic.



Now then...

We're in Egypt, the most romantic venue on Earth. Time to do what we came here for.



Blaise.



Gengis has something to ask you.



Blaise Kindle,



You and Gengis have known each other for a while.



Will you...



KZZZZZCCCHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSS



The Next Door Neighbors, Act II

Hello again!

It's time to make another set of next-door neighbors for the Gengis household! If things go well, I'll even let you guys help me design their house! I just, uh, need to figure out if that's a good idea or not. But anyways, here's another chance for you to design a family in case you were too slow the last few times.

As before, we're going to do one person at a time. First thing's first, let's create the man of the family. If you can't describe what you want in words, feel free to show me a picture. The categories are here. Remember, you can only suggest TWO categories at a time. I won't accept your suggestion if you have only one or more than two. Features that are already taken will be colored red.


Well, wasn't that fun? Now it's time to create the wife of the family.

Click here to go to the categories for the woman of the household!
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« Reply #967 on: October 14, 2011, 01:49:08 am »

Black guy; shaved head.

Looks a little like Samuel L. Jackson.


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Hmm, might try working on my archer to be more than just a pot farmer.

What a coincidence, I was working with Archer to make him more than just a pot farmer.
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« Reply #968 on: October 14, 2011, 03:24:05 am »



"Theta, the world won't change, all it does is turn."

Also, make the neighbor have huge square-like chin and some massive sideburns.
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« Reply #969 on: October 14, 2011, 06:04:23 am »

Nerdy glasses and Stupidly big Mouth.

EDIT: Inb4 the woman we'll do later will look worse than Anne-May
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« Reply #970 on: October 14, 2011, 07:26:10 am »

Eyes:
Eye distance = max
shape = as round as possible
size = max
eye color = red.
eyebrows = as big as possible. if unibrow can be huge, pick that.

does that count as one category? :V

Nose: as pointy as possible
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« Reply #971 on: October 14, 2011, 07:29:13 am »

Give him small ears.
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« Reply #972 on: October 14, 2011, 07:35:54 am »

Give him small ears.

I won't accept your suggestion if you have only one or more than two. Features that are already taken will be colored red.
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« Reply #973 on: October 14, 2011, 07:44:18 am »

Build: As close to a sphere as possible.
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« Reply #974 on: October 14, 2011, 07:49:17 am »

Build: As close to a sphere as possible.

Give him small ears.

I won't accept your suggestion if you have only one or more than two. Features that are already taken will be colored red.
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