Gengis Visits Egypt
Now now, ladies, please. There'll be more of the famous ghostbuster later. Enough pictures.
We have more important matters to attend to.
Like eating this delicious, tasty unnamable goop.
The daily grind.
Well, that was fun. We'll save Blaise from that hole tomorrow.
Until then, Gengis is sleepy.
Oh. Looks like Blaise saved herself while we were ghostbusting.
Oh well, one less thing we have to do in the morning.
And she brought back a handful of shiny goodness. Wasn't that nice of her?
We'll sell these now.
And using the money, finally finish up this living room.
I also bought a nice new bookcase, so we can finally be CIVILIZED, INTELLECTUAL BEINGS.
Now, time to greet the mailman in our underwear.
Actually, I don't like where those hands are going, so let's just head inside.
Well, it's another morning for the Garrson household.
But enough of this monotony.
We're not going to spend the rest of the workweek stressing ourselves over the all-mighty dollar.
No, sir. It's time for a vacation.
Wait, why did I use this picture?
We have enough money, so let's book a flight...
A flight towards Egypt!
Ah, the Egyptian deserts.
The city of the Eiffel Tower, Egypt is a desert of beauty and romance.
Now then, let's join our two social outcas--err, I mean, our two lovebirds.
Now, Gengis's current sweater is a great outfit for the Egyptian sun, but Blaise needs a bit of...je ne sais quoi.
Something that suits the surrounding environment, I suppose.
This'll do quite nicely.
Now then, our vacation can now officially begin!
Where do you want to go first, Gengis?
Gengis, quit playing with that faucet.
I guess Blaise is deciding for now.
But first, a race.
Blaise managed to bring her car along for the flight, but Gengis found an alternative form of transportation from the local shops.
Lady and Gentlegengis,
Start your engines!
Well, we'll...uh, meet you there, I guess.
Okay, we finally made it.
What did we come here for?
This is a...what is this?
That's fine, I guess. But Gengis isn't really the artsy-type, have you seen the children's drawings we have all over the walls?
Well, I guess Gengis could
learn how to appreciate the finer arts.
Let's head inside, and look around.
Look at this!
This is some furniture that was brought back from China!
These antiques were made in circa...2001? Uh, okay then...
Oh! And this statue, which was crafted using ancient Chinese designs, an artist eventually constructed this using the Chinese designs in...1999?
But here's an actual antique rickshaw! The Chinese used these as a way of transportation.
You see, there would be a person who grabs the handles of the rickshaw, and uhm...err...
Wait, no. This isn't an actual rickshaw, this is a replica of an antique rickshaw. Nevermind.
But over here we have...some...some stuff.
Yep...this sure is...interesting...
What do you think, Gengis?
Gengis, no sleeping on the museum exhibits!
Alright fine, let's go to whatever you want now, Gengis.For both of our sakes.
Well, we are in Egypt. They are
known for their expensive wine.
Emphasis on "expensive".
Wow, I can't imagine how much this stuff costs when it's exported.
Well, I guess it doesn't matter much to Gengis, though...
There goes half of our vacation budget.
Gengis, we don't have to drink it right away.
...Nevermind, I guess since you already poured it...
Blaise sits down and drinks the wine, but Gengis downs it in a single gulp before he can even get there.
Except apparently all wine tastes the same to Gengis, so he demands to pick the next venue.
Oh Blaise, you pushover. At least the buzz from the wine will make checking out this venue easier.
Speaking of which, where did you take us, Gengis?
Huh. I guess you've got that explorer's intuition. Gengis somehow managed to find this cavern.
Let's head on in.
Oh man, think of the big bucks we can make in here.
Alright Blaise. Just clear this rock pile while Gengis--
Ahem, now then.
Stand aside, Blaise. Gengis has some adventuring to do.
Alright, if Gengis's exploration skills are correct,
The generic hidden button should, as always, be right...
So far, so good.
Ah, a pressure plate. This should be easy enough.
...Err, well I guess Blaise doesn't weigh enough to activate it.
Which is why we have Gengis here.
Well, maybe we just to put a little bit more effort into it.
Anything good behind this door?
Oh boy, rocks.
Well, you know what to do. Gengis will be over here.
Now, if we're correct, this unusually unobtrusive wall should have a secret entrance...
Well, at least we found this shiny doohickey and...
Oh, a pressure plate. We know what to do.
...Or apparently, we don't.
Oh well, how are things on your end, Blaise?
You found a bag of money!?
All right! We're rich! We've made it, we've--
Well, at least we've made some money.
What was behind that other pile of junk?
A heart stone?
Whatever could we use this for?
Perhaps we should...
SHOVE IT IN THIS HEART-SHAPED ENGRAVING
Just a hunch.
Dear God, My eyes!
Well, at the expense of burning my retinas, we've found a secret stairway.
Well, ladies first.
What...what is this?
How exciting, looks like we've got a lot more exploring ahead of us.
But first, a nap.
No suggestions today, it's vacation time.