We're done designing their looks, but we're not done designing yet! We also have to design their personalities. But before we do that, let's take a look at our creations before basing their personalities on how they look.
I took the liberty of naming them myself, though. But I think you'll learn to appreciate my decisions soon enough. I'll reveal them in a bit, bit I'll tell you right now their last name is Collab. Since, you know, we collaborated. Together. Eh? Get it? Oh, I also picked their clothes as well to match their looks. I feel that I did a pretty good job.
Now, time to show off our creations.
And what better way to show it off than on this classy runway?
Now, everyone...
Put your hands together for...
The one! The only!
Ladies and gentlemen!
MINT!
I felt that the husband needed a bit more "oomph" than just green blush, so I went all-out and based his clothing and highlighted his hair with his love of the color green in mind.
The black-and-green theme he carries around so much made me name him "Mint". I think it's a pretty cool name.
I also decided to switch from aviators to a slightly more transparent visor shades so we can get a better glimpse at those handsome red blinkers of his.
The only thing I'm "not too happy with" is that I accidentally dyed the highlights of his goatee. But who cares? It makes him look even cooler.
Now then, where's the lucky wife of this handsome, handsome man?
Hello?
Well, I guess she's not here, so time to head home!
Run home now.
RUN FOR THE HILLS!
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!?
Ugh, you really...really want to see his wife? Well, you asked for it.
Hey, cut the lights, will you? Trust me on this.
Anna, will you come out here please?
Here she comes. Okay, sit down...
I'll cover the mirrors. It's better for all of us. Besides, if she breaks it, it's seven years bad luck.
Here, I'll turn on the fog machine.
I named her Anna. Anna May. See what I did there? Heh.
Okay, I'm sorry. But anyways, I based her clothing off of her over-the-top hairstyle, and as a result I named her "Anna May" since she looks exactly what her name sounds like. Uh, well, sort of...you'll see.
If you don't get the joke in her name, by the way, I'm not going to bother explaining it to you.
Look, instead of showing you...uh...her face, how about I just show her the outfits she has? That sounds good.
What? No, I
insist.
Whenever she needs to keep that fit, healthy figure of hers, Anna works out in this snazzy outfit. She's going to be bringing leg warmers back some day!
Of course, we have this seductive outfit for the formal night out. Impress any date with a bouquet attached right onto your dress! It's the latest thing!
Of course, there's some subtlety in Anna.
She struts out in this number.
Anna's swim suit. This girl's got a thing for camouflage. Fortunately you'll be able to spot her from a mile away with this bubblegum camo!
(Trust me, you want that with her.)
Oh, but not everything about her is subtle!
Drive your fortunate other wild with this lacy lingerie!
PHEW OKAY WE'RE DONE. I DIDN'T FORGET ANYTHING.
...
Okay, you really want to see her face?
You really,
really want to?
Okay...here...we go...
HHHHHHNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNGGGGGG
Okay, here you goeugh...
This is h-...her face--augh.
Okay, phew. I almost threw up but I didn--eughaah...
...
Okay, we're good.
I ask you to design a WOMAN.
A WOMAN.
I ask you to design a woman and THIS IS WHAT YOU GIVE ME.
This doesn't look like a woman!
This doesn't even look like a man!
It looks like some HIDEOUS, HUMAN-LIKE ENTITY!
The only saving grace I had from making this was putting an army eagle tattoo on her arm! The only thing stopping me from spending the rest of the week crying in the shower was putting an ARMY TATTOO ON A SUPPOSED WOMAN.
Well, and the crack-addict eyes that I wanted. I feel like I nailed that pretty well.
Well, okay...let's...let's move on.
Now for all of you to do is pick the tracks. You can only have five traits in this game, but I'm only letting you pick four for both of the members of this lovely couple--one for each category. Remember to base your choice on how they look or how you feel they should carry out their lives. The categories are as follows:
These mostly affect skill gain.
These mostly affect physical abilities or how you interact with the environment around you.
These influence how you interact with people, and also helps with skills involving social interaction.
These mostly affect long-term goals.
As before I'll do a super-secret-special system to pick the traits I'll use for this lovely couple.
Click here to see the final results!
