The Life of Gengis Garrson

[Theta Zero]

Pulverizing Poltergeists



It's morning, and Gengis has a new outfit to tote around today.



Oh god what's wrong with your ears



Somebody suggested a "70's rockstar-ish" look.

But because Gengis is so darned fat it's really hard to hit that chord.



No matter. We have some money left over from last night's ghost hunting, so let's treat ourselves to a nice breakfast at the diner.



Gengis's new outfit does compliment his motorcycle.

There's a nice feature where you can have three different clothing choices for each category. For instance, you can have three different kinds of tuxedos for your formal wear.

So Gengis has a choice now: this outfit, or his old one. He'll randomly switch between the two each time he gets dressed in the morning.



Gengis just loves this version of the Gengis Mobile.

Well, we got a quick bite to eat so let's get our dry clothes.



OH COME ON

Why is everybody is this town a wanna-be thief? Why would you take Gengis's clothes!? To cover up your car!?



Whatever, let's take our aggressions on some of our inventions.



Gengis can now make "improved" inventions.



Basically, whatever he invents now works like it's supposed to. For example, the ball smasher actually smashes balls if he tries to reinvent it now. Not really "improving" as much as "correcting", but no complaints here.

But he ran out of scrap metal, so let's do something we haven't gotten a chance to in a while.



Drink.

Profusely.



With some good friends.



And some that are, uh, less good to have around as well.



Gengis invited some buddies over because he'll probably need a designated driver on the way back home.

We even got that redneck Derrick over since he hasn't left his house for almost a year now.

Of course, he starts annoying Gengis's other friends with his country babble.



Wow, Derrick is one man that can't hold his liquor.



He's hammered after one drink.

Let's take advantage of this situation.

Not like that you sickos.



Gengis starts planting some "idea seeds" in Derrick's head.



And they quickly blossom.



Oh-hoh, this is going to be great.



Derrick leans in and...



Beverly pushes Derrick away.



Very far away.

Darn, I was hoping to spur some mama-drama between these two.



Well, maybe they'll start to kill each other now, at least.



Except Derrick is the biggest pansy in the world and flinches every time Beverly does something as little as yelling at him.



Oh, and did I mention Gengis lost interest about three seconds in and started hitting the brandy?



Well, let's play some drunken shuffleboard with Sinbad upstairs.



Apparently shuffleboard is the most frustrating game in existence.



Then again, most games are a lot more fun when you're winning.



Despite some...unwanted approaches...Sinbad is a pretty nice guy. The two get along pr--



Ugh, this stupid phone.



Whoop, duty calls.



There's been some reports of poltergeists around town.



Poltergeists are exactly what you expect. They haunt furniture.



Of course, the Ghost Gun is a do-all-device for hauntings.



Wow, a houseplant? Really?

These ghosts must be really bored.



A washing machine!?

Alright...



Now it's personal.



When we're all finished, our client rushes into his house and heads straight for the bathroom and pukes.

Weirdo.



Boy, it's a busy night.

Three different locations, all poltergeists. Something's up.



Most of them are washing machines too, it's like they're trying to personally insult Gengis.



But that just makes busting them all the more satisfying.



Alright, last house.

Heh, the ghosts are haunting abstract art. I don't know why, but that's pretty funny.



Oh hey, Johnny "Bug-eyes Fish-lips" lives here.



Uh...

Okay Johnny, make yourself comfortable. It's not like your furniture is trying to attack you.



Well, that was a busy night. But we're all done and get a pretty hefty sum of cash after selling all those ghosts.

If you have any suggestions on how Gengis should spend tomorrow, additions or changes in his clothing or house, or anything else just post them in this thread.

[Meower]

More cloths
A tux
A tux I say

[I_am_awesome]

dat face

too bad there is the hand infront of the pose. needs some major photoshoppenings.

[Theta Zero]

Wow.


I just noticed how he was staring at the camera just then.

[]LNW[Twitcher/RA/]

Wow.


I just noticed how he was staring at the camera just then.

That's a damn rape face if we've ever seen one.

Anyway, this outfit works!

[Theta Zero]

It's Quincey

Here's another day in the life of Quincey.

[Meower]

oh shit that explains everything

[Hanz Ketchup]

Quincey looks almost exactly like this fat kid I knew in 6th grade

[Neal_Shireman]

Maybe Quincey is closeted heterosexual and he purposely started a fight to get some of that.

[Orangestar]

Those spaces I thought were images loading.

Lol anyway.

[]LNW[Twitcher/RA/]

I have come up with a good story from what you just posted, but I'm too tired to type it.

[Theta Zero]

Gengis Hits The Beach



Ghost Busting is hard.



You have to adjust your entire sleep schedule just to accommodate for your long hours. Next thing you know your only sleep is from 9 PM to 11:30 in the morning.



And don't get me started on staying fit for your job. You have to watch every single calorie you take.



It's all work, work, work, you never have any time for yourself.



Sometimes you just need to get away from it all.





If only there was a way to get away from it all.





If only...

Hmm.



I've got just the thing.



No, not socks with sandals.



No, not a picture of Gengis staring you down.



Vacation wear! Let's take a nice trip to the beach. Maybe Hawaii.

C'mon Gengis, smile! Your new clothes are nice! Very...uh...floral! Tropical!



Don't worry about Luke, Gengis arranged for Derrick to come over and feed Luke every morning. Hopefully he won't eat him before Gengis gets back.

I'm talking about Luke eating Derrick, that's what I mean. Not the other way around. Derrick is just the biggest pansy.



Let's head to the airport while Derrick tailgates us!

Through the power of editing and load screens, we skip the entire flight and head straight to our destination!



Ah, the beach.

Surf. Sand.



Trees. Sand.



Sand. Sand.



Sand. Obelisks.

Wait.



Looks like we booked the wrong destination. This isn't Hawaii. This isn't Florida. This isn't even your aunt's inflatable swimming pool. It's Egypt.

Gengis, you dunce.



Gengis, of course, doesn't notice. So let's keep the facade going a bit longer. We're stuck here for a few days so let's make the most of it.

Let's check the local message boards for something to do.



And I don't mean the internet kind of message board.

Hmm...looks like some locals are up in arms against a foreign company buying out their land, so they want an unbiased third party. Gengis doesn't know what "biased" even means so I guess he's fit for the job. Let's ignore the topical humor and head on down to the head of the angry locals.



Luckily the Gengis Mobile Mach III can fold like paper and fit into Gengis's pocket for convenient portability.



Hmm...Egyptia--I mean, Beach Butterflies.

I wonder how they taste...



Oh, how long have you been standing there?

Gengis chats with her and pretends to understand her surprisingly fluent English, and adjusts his glasses in an attempt to come off as smarter than he actually is.

Apparently the locals need proof that the foreign company is buying local sacred land, so we need to find a certain specific "ancient family heirloom" on some of the purchased territory.



Fortunately, it's close by. Let's begin our fetch quest.



Not now, Gengis. You're on vacation.

Then again we could wave that Ghost Gun thing around and scare the locals a bit, but let's save that for later.



Hmm...glue? Here?

What a convenient snack!

Oh wait, it's super glue. Nevermind. Let's move along then.



Downstairs we go.



Score! Coins! We could really use this back home! Maybe we can finally buy that dryer!



"Local currency"? Your face is local currency! What do you mean we can't leave here with it!?

Well, whatever. Let's look at that chest.



My god...it's...



It's...it's...



A rock.

Shaped like a moon.

Uh...Yay...



Well, let's shove this in this conveniently placed crevice in the wall shaped like a moon.



Neat-o. It opened a door.

Of course, Gengis can only care about food in this situation and starts standing around while salivating for a few minutes.

Alrighty, let's see what's in this room...



A dead guy! Awesome!



And a pressure pad with two feet carved into them.

HMM...







Alright, level 2.



A pressure pad that only works with something constantly weighing it down?

Thankfully Gengis, being a Legend of Zelda master, quickly assesses the situation and finds the solution.



The problem, however, was in the execution of said solution.



Almost there and...



ALMOST THERE AND...



ALMOST THERE AND...



...Close enough.



We've found it!



A chair and table made out of stone!

Wait, no that's not it.



The chest containing the sacred, ancient family heirloom!



A...

A BASEBALL!?

SIGNED BY SOME OBSCURE BASEBALL PLAYER FROM THE 90'S!?

THAT'S your "ancient" family heirloom!?

Whatever, it's proof enough that the corporation is building on sacred land I guess.



Wait...this wall looks suspicious...



VERY SUSPICIOUS



ANGRILY SUSPICIOUS



Well, Gengis is too fat and lazy to do anything about it, so let's scratch this itch that's been bugging Gengis for a while.



Wow, that did it, huh?

Well, that was a lot of effort. Let's look at our reward.



Oh boy, I can't wait for some worthless rock I can throw at a door to break it open or something.



Wait a minute...



...




...This vacation just might as well pay for itself.




Tune in next time for the next exciting update of

The Adventures of Gengis™ Garrson™!

[Neal_Shireman]

Read all about the preserved prehistoric dung beetle feces in our next edition of
The Adventures of Gengis™ Garrson™!

Once again, requesting Gengis goes Bear Grylls in the wilderness.
When he gets home, work on that Simbot.

[]LNW[Twitcher/RA/]

>Find old coins.
Better drink my own piss.

[Theta Zero]

Whoops, I accidentally used some pictures twice instead of using the picture that was supposed to come next. I fixed that right up just now.