Gengis Never Sleeps
Gengis didn't get much sleep last night, so he's been playing in his garden the entire time.
Alright, what show are you going to put on this morning?
Whuh?
...Uh...
Okay then.
Whoops, looks like Gengis needs another coffee.
Coffee adds a status condition in which you can't sleep, but you don't feel the effects of being tired. If you drink coffee, eventually you'll be even more tired when it wears off. Just like real coffee. Kind of.
Although at times I feel like it does more harm than good.
So Gengis makes a blend that I can't pronounce and drinks up.
It's going to be a long day, so Gengis attempts to dial his work number with his giant sausage fingers and takes time off.
Let's see what we have to eat.
Hmm...
How about some moldy bread?
No?
Well, then how about...
We make something to eat!
Okay Gengis, here's your chance to cleanse yourself of that hot dog fiasco at your work party.
Now it's time for Cooking With Gengis!
Today, we're going to be making waffles.
First you mix cracked eggs with flour.
Then you metamorphose the mixture into a bowl, and add milk.
Uh, Gengis, you sure you should be just tossing those egg shells around?
Well, anyways...
Now that you have all the ingredients in a bowl, mix it for two minutes. We don't have a spoon, so we're going to be doing this step using our hands.
Then you magically transform the mixture into perfectly-shaped waffles and put them in the oven for ten minutes.
...
Bah! Seconds, minutes. Who can tell the difference?
Alright, so...
It doesn't look poisonous. So I guess it's safe to eat.
Gengis actually gained a cooking skill point from doing this, he's on his way to becoming a gourmet chef. Or at least being able to cook hamburgers without scalding them black.
Gengis's favorite food is waffles, so he does this little clap and digs in. Because he likes waffles so much, he gets a little bit happier while eating them.
Or not. Gengis screwed up and made the waffles cold and gooey on the inside.
Because of this, his mood drops instead. And because they were his favorite food, it worsens.
Gengis attempts an optic blast.
But fails miserably and grabs a cup of coffee again.
There you go, Luke. That's your meal for the day.
Hrm.
Does Gengis have something between his teeth?
Well, a good brushing will fix that.
Hmm...
You know, let's brush them again, just to be safe.
And one more time. Why not?
Mmm-hmm.
Who's that good-lookin' guy in the mirror?
You know, our teeth may be bright 'n' white, but...
Our counters aren't as white as them.
You know, let's clean them all one more time, so they're extra white.
And have another coffee now that we're here.
Dirty dishes...
Well, those have to be clean, too.
Did we forget to turn the faucets off after we brushed our teeth?
Oh, the bathtub's dirty. We'll fix that right up.
And the toilet needs--...
Well...Maybe not.
Oh, and we forgot to make our bed from yesterday.
There we...
No.
No, it's not perfect. It has to be just right.
Let's try making it again.
Just got to tuck the blanket in like this and...
There. Now it's perfect.
Wait...did we remember to feed Luke today?
Well, it never hurts to be sure.
You know, we give Luke this food all the time. I wonder how it tastes...
It couldn't hurt to try it...
Right after a cup of coffee.
Oh, we forgot to take in the newpaper today. Let's just do that.
Wait...
Oh no...
We forgot to water our plants today! They're not perfect anymore!
We're going to have to throw them all out!
Except for the tomatoes. We can probably still save them. Just need to water them.
Let's water them one more time. Just one more time.
One more time again. One more time once more.
Wait, the tomatoes have ripened!
We have to sell them right now. We're going to the department store. No time to start the car, we're going to run there. Run. Run, run, run.
Oh, it's closed. But it's pretty late. I guess we have to run home now. Got to get home before 12. Got to get home.
Oh hey it's our neighbor. Well, no time to say hello. We have to get home. Have to hurry.
What? The arcade! Of course!
Let's go there! We need to have fun! Fun today!
Okay, we're doing pretty good. Haven't died yet. Got to get the high score. Go to get the high score.
What!? A cutscene!? NO! We're at the final boss! Gotta play! Don't want to wait! Come on! Come on!
AHH! Stop playing!? Why!? I beat the final boss! Shouldn't I get another free game!?
Ahh, policeman! And upright bass! Got to leave! Got to leave now!
Why are all my fingernails nubs!? I need something to bite! Arrgh!
SOMEBODY! GIVE ME THEIR FINGERNAILS! I NEED TO BITE THEM!
Oh no, it's getting late. Got to head home. Got to sleep for tomorrow.
So close. I can see it. Have to hurry!
Almost there!
Just...a...little...bit...more...
Okay...I...made it...
Now I can...sleep...
...After...one more...coffee...
Forgot to...get the mail...
...Going to...
...Check...
...For mail...
...First...
...Ugh...
...After...
...A nap...
That's the end of the day for Gengis.
If you have any suggestions on how Gengis should spend tomorrow, additions or changes in his clothing or house, or anything else just post them in this thread.
