The Garrson Family Grows
If there's one thing I know about kids, it's that they're annoying.
Thankfully with Sims 3 Pets out, maybe Gengis can occupy Khan's attention with a pet animal. A cat would do, don't you think?
Khan definitely needs a companion since he's developing really bad habits. Every time Gengis comes down here, Khan somehow sneaks out of his crib and puts Bobo the Gnome inside.
Let's just put Bobo in mid-air where he belongs and head back inside to make a little call.
Getting a pet cat is easy.
All we need to do is call the pet adoption services. Simple.
What? "Pay pennies a day to help funding" for some cat? Why would we do that? What do we get out of it?
No, Gengis wants to OWN a cat, not just pay for one.
Alright. The best part about adopting an animal is that the service is quick and, as opposed to just going out and buying a baby animal, completely free! I think...
In the meantime, all we need to do is wait for morning while Beverly raids our fridge.
And hopefully we can surprise Blaise, too.
Oh! I hear a doorbell! Let's head outside and meet our brand new cat!
I don't remember cats looking so...human.
Oh wait. I get it.
This is the delivery girl, right?
"Social services just left"?
Hey! Wait! Don't I have to sign papers for this!?
I wanted to adopt a cat! Not a child!
As Gengis screams down the road as the car leaves, the girl grabs his attention.
Oh. She's hungry.
Oh, so your name is Kendel, huh?
And you come from an orphanage in Egypt?
Great place. Lots of wine and people eating snails there.
"And it was a lot nicer than this dump"?
You little brat!
You...have actually got us there.
Well, it's too late to turn back now, so Kendel is a Garrson now!
Her and Blaise have been getting along well.
Especially since Kendel can actually exert herself through physical activity for longer than ten seconds.
Then there's bad news. Since Gengis works a 8-4 workday, most of our budget would go towards babysitters.
We don't have money for that.
And the only person who can take time off without our funds taking a hit is Blaise.
And without her daily adrenaline rush, her sanity is waning.
She is slowly becoming but a shell of her former self.
Blaise isn't a machine, she can't spend all day cleaning and caring for kids.
Wait a second...
A few bolts here, a screw there, and a little bit of super glue and...
We have created a robo-cat!
Cats and robots make great companions, so combining them together would make the greatest companion of them all! I think.
I don't remember robot-cats looking so...human.Say: Hello, Creator.
Say, happily: I appreciate you for giving me life.
Say, questionably: How may I serve you?
Say, questionably: Who shall I obliterate today?
Say: Analysis of you equipping myself with such a wide artillery of weapons indicates that your initial intention of my creation is destruction, estimated at 95%.
Say, implicitly: Perhaps Creator would enjoy a display of the optical lase
"Wow, you sure talk a lot!
"I like you. I'mma call you "Pierre.
"Say, hesitantly: Affirmative, Creator. Model name set as "Pierre".
Say, confusedly: Do you not wish for termination of an object or being?
"'Termination'? This is a family household, Pierre. The only swearing I wanna hear should be coming from me.
"...Yeah, I got something for you to 'obliterate'. Some reeeaaalll scum. Do your worst.
"Say, confusedly: Odds of this action being intention for creation: 0.4%. Confusion.
Say: Disregarded. Creator knows best. Odds of being ingenious plot for testing abilities: 98%. Creator's intellect is leagues above common humans.
"Man...I can never win at this game.
And that is how the Garrson household gained two new family members, young Kendel and robot Pierre. Maybe one day I'll actually buy the Pets expansion.
If you have any suggestions on how the Garrson family should spend tomorrow, additions or changes in their clothing or house, or anything else just post them in this thread.