Gengis Turns
Okay, so apparently Twinbrook was less of a desolate beachside part of an uninhabited country and more of the home of many territorial ancient natives. History lesson learned.
Thankfully, Gengis and Blaise did manage to have a nice honeymoon before they were attacked.
Now that the two are legally married, life goes on as normal. Except one problem.
The Time Machine. As fun as it is, it seems to enjoy screwing up my game and glitching out. So to make it easier for everyone, I think it's time to get rid of it.
Besides, maybe it's best for the integrity of the time/space continuum anyways.
Only one thing left to do now.
Viking Funeral.
Oh, Danny Boy...
The Pipes, The Pipes, The Pipes are call--Wait a second.
Since when did we have
two BoBo the Gnomes?
Well, to avoid confusion, we'll just name this one "BaBa".
Well, it's Friday. Time to end the workweek.
Alright, hon. What's your fashion emergency?
Oh, some catty friend of yours said you had very feminine eyes, so you want us to help you grow a beard to properly highlight your masculine features?
Not a problem! We have some of this spray-on stuff that'll work just fabulously.
Now hold still, this is going to burn something fierce.
And perfect!
Enjoy the new you!
Just...don't operate any vehicles or heavy machinery for a few weeks.
Another day, another dollar.
Wait, I hope he didn't get here driving his own car...
Aha! You can't hide your secret from us, ma'am.
You came here after learning that the famous Ghostbuster took up a job as a stylist, didn't you?
I remember you! Lots of supernatural things going on at your house. You were one of our frequent costumers!
Come to Gengis's styling station. We'll get you some colored contacts for those unsightly glowing eyes, and we'll file those sharp teeth just right!
Gengis is no dentist, but if nail files can work with fingernails, they certainly can work with teeth.
Right this way, miss. Just take Gengis's arm.
Sheesh, a simple "No" would've sufficed.
Wait, what's the noise?
Looks like Blaise is heading towards an emergency!
Finally, some excitement for our firefighting mistress!
Looks like a small housefire in the swamplands.
What in the world?
People actually live here? There's a giant hole in the kitchen leading outside!
At look at this decor, it's hideous!
Who in their right mind would buy a camouflage living room set?
Even Blaise is disgusted by this guy's tastes.
Tacky room design aside, Blaise got a promotion, so we got this cool coat hanger for the door.
And we got enough money to start buying stuff for the study upstairs.
Knowing these two, though, "study" is the last thing they'll do in here.
Back to Gengis, since he finally made up with Beverly at his wedding, he invited her over for dinner.
Y'know, let's just invite Goodwin over too. Have a fun little get-together. It'll be great.
BLAISE, GET OUT HERE AND MAKE HAPPY FACES WITH BEVERLY
That's not what I meant!
There's Goodwin.
Gengis invites him inside.
Oh, and I never got to show this off before. Multi-way conversations. You can invite up to (I think) four or five people to join a conversation. When you're doing this, everybody will start strengthening their relationships with each other. It's great for making a big group of friends that all like each other.
Why does everybody do this gesture?
Anyways, it also helped that Gengis managed to not screw up something as simple as spaghetti. Everybody sits down for dinner.
I'm so proud of those two. They finally have a social life!
...And of course, the dishwasher breaks. Which leaves Gengis to clean up while everybody heads upstairs to watch TV.
Hmm. Looks like Blaise and Goodwin are squinters. They probably need glasses.
As Gengis cleans up, he complains that his entire body is feeling itchy, especially where that lady bit him.
But I only think he just got that spray-on beard stuff on him.
Oh boo-hoo there's no room for you on the couch to watch TV. Move it, Gengis. You're blocking the view.
Of course, rather than just opting out to stand and watch TV, Gengis just throws a tantrum heads to the unfinished study and doodles as he pouts.
Well...not just "doodling". With the drawing table, Gengis can sketch new fashion designs. It's a handy way to improve his job preformance at home.
Cut to morning.
There's our mailman. We don't see him that often anymore ever since Gengis doesn't need to pay bills anymore. Remind me to ask him how he did that later.
Not sure if not seeing our mailman as often as before is a good thing or a bad thing, judging by those faces he keeps making at our mailbox.
Let's take a peek at what we got.
Score! Some jerk gave us free rubies!
Oh wait. It's just some candy or something.
It's addressed from that lady who bit Gengis yesterday. That's odd.
Well, it may be for Gengis, but he won't get mad unless Blaise tells him about it. So
technically speaking, he won't mind if she eats it.
Besides, what's the worse that could happen?
See? That wasn't so bad!
Also, Gengis still works, even though it's Saturday.
Not that it matters too much, more money for us.
So, you want a full makeover? You must be batty to ask for that at these prices.
Hah hah, err, excuse me. Sorry, I don't know what came over me. I think I'm coming down with a cold, 'cause I've been "coffin" all day!
Heh heh...Okay, let's get started.
By the way, what's your blood type? Just wondering.
Oh, I'm so sorry lady. I don't know what came over Gengis. He just...couldn't get his mind off of goth makeup.
...Hello there. I never noticed how nice of a color Gengis's ring was. Blood red is his favorite color, after all.
What are you still doing here? Gengis has done your makeover. Pay up and get out. Next!
This guy looks familiar. Have we met before?
Oh hey, Goodwin.
Goodwin wants Gengis to restore him to his natural hair color. Apparently bleach-white blond isn't his actual tone.
Don't worry, we have just the thing. Hold still, because this will feel like each and every strand of your hair are all individually passing kidney stones.
Tah d--Arrgh!
THAT'S your actual hair color? How did you manage to get it like it was before!?
Well, whatever. We also threw in some glasses for that awful squinting you have.
We're no optometrist, so they don't actually work. But the lenses are magnifying, so it'll look like your wide awake all the time! Perfect for boring work-related meetings. Just don't do anything that requires hand-eye coordination.
Why is everybody wearing blood red clothing today? Was there a sale or something?
Let's see what Blaise is doing for her day off.
She's moonlighting at a bar!? That's great!
Her bartending abilities are really paying off.
Or they will be, eventually. We just need a customer.
Maybe we could invite Gengis over?
Then again, most of this stuff is watered down. Giving them to Gengis would have the same effect as giving baby aspirin to a beached whale.
Huh? Oh! A customer, finally!
...
Aren't you a little bit too young to be drinking here?
Oh, you're buying it for your friend that's old enough to drink, and he'll be here soon?
I'll bet.
I'll bet...using the cold hard cash you'll give us for this!
One drink, coming right up!
...Or down. That works, too.
Well, there goes our profit from
this guy, let's try that again!
Uh...
Third time's the charm?
At this rate, we'll be better off just buying the entire bar.
I hope Gengis is having more fun than Blaise is.
Oh my.
If you have any suggestions on how Gengis or Blaise should spend tomorrow, additions or changes in their clothing or house, or anything else just post them in this thread.
