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Author Topic: What is bypassing the censors these days?  (Read 2659 times)
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« Reply #30 on: May 07, 2011, 09:07:34 pm »

wait a second

where the hell's her dad
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« Reply #31 on: May 07, 2011, 09:27:54 pm »

They were experimenting with artificial sperm. Of course, it was in its early phases so it wasn't bound to be perfect yet. They were paying mothers $10,000 to volunteer to have artificial sperm injected into their ovaries, and Punky's mother opted for the program, since she was asexual. The baby was born a week early, and it seems that a chromosome or two was missing from the majority of the artificial sperm. This is how Punky was born.
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« Reply #32 on: May 07, 2011, 09:30:18 pm »

The perfect reason I press that being homosexual isn't "perfectly fine".
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« Reply #33 on: May 07, 2011, 09:31:58 pm »

who the hell would name their kid punky anyway

i'd kill myself if my parents named me punky
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« Reply #34 on: May 07, 2011, 09:33:12 pm »

But she's mentally retarded so it's all fine
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« Reply #35 on: May 07, 2011, 09:38:59 pm »

But she's mentally retarded so it's all fine

If that's not the best excuse ever, I clearly have forgotten the other one and should try to amend the blatant memory loss I am obviously having.
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« Reply #36 on: May 07, 2011, 10:21:44 pm »

bisexual master race reporting in
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« Reply #37 on: May 08, 2011, 04:19:00 am »

So Wareya how's your sex life?
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« Reply #38 on: May 08, 2011, 05:16:37 am »

So Wareya how's your sex life?


I guess you could call it 'single minded'

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« Reply #39 on: May 08, 2011, 05:23:38 am »

I chuckled alright
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« Reply #40 on: May 08, 2011, 05:58:00 am »

So Wareya how's your sex life?

>implying I have any sexually based aspirations and not romantic ones
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« Reply #41 on: May 08, 2011, 06:03:30 am »

So Wareya how's your sex life?

>implying I have any sexually based aspirations and not romantic ones
So Wareya how's your onanistic life?
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« Reply #42 on: May 08, 2011, 06:11:35 am »

So Wareya how's your sex life?

>implying I have any sexually based aspirations and not romantic ones
So Wareya how's your onanistic life?
Haven't masturbated in almost two days.
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« Reply #43 on: May 08, 2011, 06:14:24 am »

So Wareya how's your sex life?

>implying I have any sexually based aspirations and not romantic ones
So Wareya how's your onanistic life?
Haven't masturbated in almost two days.
But in any case, I guess you can say that a sexual life is also the mirror of a healthy relationship. Not that it's mandatory to have both at the same time, mind you.

Also, that's nice to know.
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« Reply #44 on: May 08, 2011, 01:59:01 pm »

oh god so off topic...

oh and i love the rubberbandits!
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