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« Reply #525 on: January 02, 2011, 04:48:32 pm »

Right, right.

"Just so you know, I am a friendly spy, you can surely trust me!
(or give him maggots)

You dont have any maggots left.

Fellow cyclops: "This guy ain' right!"

Scout: "There's something wrong with taht guy!"
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« Reply #526 on: January 02, 2011, 04:49:20 pm »

>offer quickburn after pissing some of your drug-concentrated piss in it in secret
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« Reply #527 on: January 02, 2011, 04:51:35 pm »

>Bribe him, tell him to go as low as 1euro.
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« Reply #528 on: January 03, 2011, 07:15:58 am »

You give him the quickburner drink.

Soldier: "Hell, that's the least of an excuse. Now get the hell out of here. I don't want to see you in here anymore, or I will call up the guards."

You are in the outer control room now.
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« Reply #529 on: January 03, 2011, 07:16:59 am »

>fart
>tell them that you have a bomb and if they dont let you pass you will use it
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« Reply #530 on: January 03, 2011, 07:18:24 am »

>fart
>tell them that you have a bomb and if they dont let you pass you will use it

1. Nobody knows about what just happened, so nobody hinders you in walking through the rest of the base. The soldier only said that he doesn't want to see you again, so the inner control room seems to be quite dangerous for you now.
2. You fart.
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« Reply #531 on: January 03, 2011, 07:19:47 am »

>modify radio to make it a phone and call Leiche
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« Reply #532 on: January 03, 2011, 07:27:30 am »

>modify radio to make it a phone and call Leiche

Well. Apparently no need. Since you have an access D card, you can use the phone of one of the control computers in the room. For a phone you could also ask an engy in the room to quick build you one.
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« Reply #533 on: January 03, 2011, 08:06:19 am »

>ask to build you a phone
>burp
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« Reply #534 on: January 03, 2011, 08:13:57 am »

>ask to build you a phone
>burp

An engy comes by and quickly constructs you a radio phone out of your radio.

You burp at him.
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« Reply #535 on: January 03, 2011, 09:06:32 am »

>pay him 100$ and dick slap him
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« Reply #536 on: January 03, 2011, 09:07:55 am »

>pay him 100$ and dick slap him

I think burping did his job already.
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« Reply #537 on: January 03, 2011, 09:08:51 am »

>call Leiche and say that you love him
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« Reply #538 on: January 03, 2011, 09:10:05 am »

>call Leiche and say that you love him

He won't give a shit. Like he usually does.
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« Reply #539 on: January 03, 2011, 09:12:51 am »

>Send a box o' shit
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