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« on: January 01, 2011, 10:47:39 am » |
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You are now the drunken cyclops from Ireland. You got two eyes which are inside of eachother, because you are just fucking ugly. You are drunk. And you originate from Ireland. You wake up on a park bench in some random crap park somewhere in Curryland. You don't know what to do, so you ask yourself: "What should I do?" --- Kinda unserious text rpg  I r brod. Newest post: http://www.ganggarrison.com/forums/index.php?topic=24307.new#new |
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« Last Edit: January 02, 2011, 01:17:35 pm by Sir Z3r05t4r - Your LIFE Insurance 'x29' »
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AJF
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« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2011, 10:48:37 am » |
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You spontaneously combust in a cloud of irish.
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Lady Z3r05t4r - Honorary Life Insurance
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« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2011, 10:49:47 am » |
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You spontaneously combust in a cloud of irish.
In order to do so, you only burp loud. And shit in your pants. What now? |
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« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2011, 10:52:29 am » |
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You visit [YOUR LOCAL DEMOMAN STORE]TM, and purchase the magic [INSERT TF2 WEAPON HERE]TM
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Lady Z3r05t4r - Honorary Life Insurance
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« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2011, 10:53:52 am » |
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You visit [YOUR LOCAL DEMOMAN STORE]TM, and purchase the magic [INSERT TF2 WEAPON HERE]TM
Who the fuck do you think you are? You are still sitting in your own shit on a parkbench somewhere in curryland. |
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« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2011, 10:55:05 am » |
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Find a whore.
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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2011, 10:55:22 am » |
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eat da poo poo and burp again
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Lady Z3r05t4r - Honorary Life Insurance
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« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2011, 10:56:42 am » |
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Find a whore.
Blooty hell. That park seems quite whoreless. A pity. eat da poo poo and burp again
Tasty brown poop. You burp like hell and have to vomit at the same time. That was fun. |
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« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2011, 10:57:52 am » |
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Find a whore.
Blooty hell. That park seems quite whoreless. A pity. eat da poo poo and burp again
Tasty brown poop. You burp like hell and have to vomit at the same time. That was fun. This game is getting more unrealistic by the second. |
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« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2011, 10:58:40 am » |
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Tasty brown poop. You burp like hell and have to vomit at the same time. That was fun.
Bathe in the vomit to attract attention |
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Lady Z3r05t4r - Honorary Life Insurance
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« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2011, 10:58:57 am » |
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Find a whore.
Blooty hell. That park seems quite whoreless. A pity. eat da poo poo and burp again
Tasty brown poop. You burp like hell and have to vomit at the same time. That was fun. This game is getting more unrealistic by the second. I know. EDIT: Tasty brown poop. You burp like hell and have to vomit at the same time. That was fun.
bathe in the vomit so you attract attention Nobody around. |
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« Last Edit: January 01, 2011, 10:59:35 am by Sir Z3r05t4r - Your LIFE Insurance 'x29' »
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Ben
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« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2011, 11:17:35 am » |
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dig a hole and eat the dirt
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« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2011, 11:49:45 am » |
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check your pockets.
edit-: see if you have a dick. the op doesnt tell whether youre a man or woman
If so, masturbate furiously to imaginary drunken leprechauns. |
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Lady Z3r05t4r - Honorary Life Insurance
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« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2011, 11:57:55 am » |
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First you dig a hole and eat dirt. You burp and vomit. Again. It's not quite a good idea to eat everything you see, it hurts your stomach.
On checking your pockets you find 100€ somehow and some toothpicks. You also recognized a good ol' bot o scrumpeeh on the bench you are sitting on.
And yes, you got a dick. But so hard you try, you just don't get hard.
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« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2011, 12:05:09 pm » |
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First you dig a hole and eat dirt. You burp and vomit. Again. It's not quite a good idea to eat everything you see, it hurts your stomach.
On checking your pockets you find 100€ somehow and some toothpicks. You also recognized a good ol' bot o scrumpeeh on the bench you are sitting on.
And yes, you got a dick. But so hard you try, you just don't get hard.
Use bottle to collect your vomit so you can drink it agian |
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