TF2 Item Generator

[M******c]

For Medic:

The Scottish Back
Level 47 Random Item
Coated enemies take Mini-Crits
Mini-Crits airborne targets
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

something is wrong with this site

[Rodoval]

 
The Shovel Shiv
Level 27 Random Item
100% critical hits from behind
+1 capture rate on wearer

hurray for x3 capture

[au]

The Resistance Shovel
Level 47 Random Item
-25% damage vs players

For scout

awww yeeeee

[Dusty]

The Direct Hit (i'm not kidding here.), -50% fire resistance

[Brooklyn]

The Direct Hit (i'm not kidding here.), -50% fire resistance

Medic:

The Frontier Justice
Level 90 Random Item
No compression blast

Bess. Original. Item. Name. EVER.

too laet fgt

[[GA]10char]

The Sapper Thrower
Level 46 Random Item
100% damage vs buildings
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds

Yeah

[Dusty]

Remove the +50 max hp and it actually makes sense

[Uncle Woody]

 
The Scatter Bar
Level 53 Random Item
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by charging towards your enemies.
-60% clip size
-50% clip size
Dear lord...

 
The Scotsman Punch
Level 11 Random Item
+25 max health on wearer
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
Gives increased speed and health with every head you take.
and you say the gunslinger is OP


The Kritzkrieg Sandman
Level 31 Random Item
+1 capture rate on wearer
No critical hits vs non-burning players
+1 capture rate on wearer
Oh yay gamebreaking spy cap buff!


The Justice Bonk
Level 50 Random Item
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-25% damage vs players
 

[Tons O'Fun]

The Scatter Bar
Level 53 Random Item
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by charging towards your enemies.
-60% clip size
-50% clip size
Dear lord...
What.

 
The Scotsman Punch
Level 11 Random Item
+25 max health on wearer
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
Gives increased speed and health with every head you take.
and you say the gunslinger is OP
Fuck year.

The Kritzkrieg Sandman
Level 31 Random Item
+1 capture rate on wearer
No critical hits vs non-burning players
+1 capture rate on wearer
Oh yay gamebreaking spy cap buff!
Want.

The Justice Bonk
Level 50 Random Item
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-25% damage vs players
 
OH YEAH.

[Hanz Ketchup]

The Dagger Dalokohs
Level 17 Random Item
+25% Ubercharge rate
-50% clip size


The Rifle Bonk
Level 28 Random Item
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Detonates stickybombs near crosshair
100% critical hits from behind
-2 health drained per second on wearer


The Lander Bar
Level 6 Random Item
+50% faster firing speed
While under the effects, damage done and damage taken will be Mini-Crits.


The Skull Bonk
Level 85 Random Item
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
+50% faster firing speed
-60% clip size

Yeah, I'm starting to think they should be adding a couple parameters to stop weapons like The Bat Grenade.

[Scout Pilgrim]

[Dusty]

 
The Rocket Natascha
Level 69 Random Item
-25% damage vs players
 
The Bone Scatter
Level 58 Random Item
-20% slower firing speed
+100% cloak regen rate
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
 
The Golden Home
Level 80 Random Item
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
-20% slower firing speed

what

[CandleJack]

The Kritzkrieg Kritzkrieg
Level 98 Random Weapon
+25% Ubercharge rate
+25% Ubercharge rate
+25% Ubercharge on Hit
-2 Health drained per second on wearer
Take Manual Control of your sentry

Fuck yeah!

For Quote Medic

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

[Recette]

  The Cloak Pain
Level 26 Random Item
-50% damage done
-20% slower firing speed
-50% damage done

 
The Thrower Kit
Level 74 Random Item
Also handy for putting out a fire

ಠ_ಠ
The Dispenser Shotgun
Level 73 Random Item
-50% damage done


The Bonk Teleporter
Level 74 Random Item
+80% projectile speed
+50% faster firing speed
-15% damage done

 

[Dusty]

Actually, The Bonk Teleporter kinda makes sense.