School Thread

[I_am_awesome]

Technically, no. It's just I always assumed ajf and spud were older than me as they seemed to know more than I did quite often.

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[A Shogun Named Marcus]

What trog? I might know you IRL?
Also I'm not in any school clubs

[Smokey Joe]

God. I gotta get out of here. I'm 18. I'm too old for this shit.

You think that's bad? I'm 20, and I think like either Vein or Ultros is 25. We should be, like... slitting our wrists by now.

[Meower]

How old am I in cat years

As old as your weight in lb*0.7

[Theta Zero]

One of the Redditor dorks in my class that dropped out sent me a friend request over Facebook. I denied the request as hard as I could, but I checked out his page. His profile picture is him crouching while wearing black cat ears and paws while bizarrely looking as serious-faced as possible. The other pictures he had uploaded are him with the same outfit but posing differently, each with a straight face, and one "unique" picture was him with a circular cut designed on the back of his hand. His description stated he loved 9gag.

His description also had a link to his Deviant art page. Out of morbid curiosity, I clicked it. The earlier entries on his profile were, I am not joking, Sonic the Hedgehog recolors, mostly of Tails but more feminine and painted black. The later ones are of scantily-clad and very masculine drawings of lion men, most of which were black, with very prominent bulges. A majority of which were colored in marker. The rest were censored by Deviant Art.

If it's any reassurance to myself, it's that I now know for a fact that he's unemployed and lives with his parents, and isn't pursuing a career or taking any college classes.

Bleh.

[I_am_awesome]

How old am I in cat years

As old as your weight in lb*0.7

it's surprisingly accurate, no?

[Past]

One of the Redditor dorks in my class that dropped out sent me a friend request over Facebook. I denied the request as hard as I could, but I checked out his page. His profile picture is him crouching while wearing black cat ears and paws while bizarrely looking as serious-faced as possible. The other pictures he had uploaded are him with the same outfit but posing differently, each with a straight face, and one "unique" picture was him with a circular cut designed on the back of his hand. His description stated he loved 9gag.

His description also had a link to his Deviant art page. Out of morbid curiosity, I clicked it. The earlier entries on his profile were, I am not joking, Sonic the Hedgehog recolors, mostly of Tails but more feminine and painted black. The later ones are of scantily-clad and very masculine drawings of lion men, most of which were black, with very prominent bulges. A majority of which were colored in marker. The rest were censored by Deviant Art.

If it's any reassurance to myself, it's that I now know for a fact that he's unemployed and lives with his parents, and isn't pursuing a career or taking any college classes.

Bleh.

only frustrating part is that he's probably perfectly content with himself

[Yuko]

So he's a furry, emo, redditing, 9gagging, sonic recoloring, unemployed manchild. How do you plan on brutally slaughtering him, if you haven't already?

[NAGN]

I'm 13.

Is that bad?

I'll say that forums are less about age and more about overall maturity.

There could be somebody who is 21 and a total ass, and I would not find him/her acceptable at all (...).

Neal's profile said he was 21, I know I shouldn't really trust that sort of thing, but I was using him as an example because he's an enourmous troll and I wouldn't have been surprised if he were 12 or something.

I assume that most people are irl about 15-16, but annoyingness levels makes the range wayy deeper

[RedO]

Just yesterday, a member of the school administration almost hit me with a golf cart. He was wearing flamboyant blue track pants. It was the scariest sight ever.

It was intentional, too - he veered off of a straight path and to the left, where I was walking.

[A Shogun Named Marcus]

Neal's profile said he was 21

Uhh no, it's said 15 ever since I created this account

he's an enourmous troll

nang what the heck are you talking about

I don't really think it's trolling, it's providing comedic relief, which I do pretty much everywhere.

I like making people laugh, even if it's at my own expense, kinda like the three stooges

and now on topic stuff:
my bio class is going on a field trip to the California Science Center, in downtown LA. I have to get all of my teachers to sign a paper that says they think I deserve to be able to go. I think I'm >borderline with 2 of my teachers, so I'm going to try to get my teachers that I know will let me go to sign it first, to pressure the other two into letting me go and therefore skip a day of school a week or so before school ends. After the CSTs next week, all of my classes will be winding down, so I think my chances are pretty good.

[RedO]

Claiming that your best friend acquaintance is dead in order to gain notoriety is not funny

[NAGN]

Then I'm probably thinking of tsuki or something

anyways usually the teachers let you go if its a whole class thing, otherwise as long as you're covering all expenses, teachers don't really care, at least that's what its like around here

Claiming that your best friend is dead in order to gain notoriety is not funny

Dead serious.

[A Shogun Named Marcus]

For some reason it only costs $5 lol

I'm going to bring some extra money so I might be able to bribe them if they refuse to sign it 

Claiming that your best friend acquaintance is dead in order to gain notoriety is not funny

He actually is, though. I'll post more graphic details if you really fucking want them

[RedO]

The fact that nobody believes you makes it kinda evident that you're doing things wrong in some sense.