One day, in my life, I wish to be in the same room with a man or a woman who set their ringtone for message notifications to the infamous alert sound from the Metal Gear franchise.
And I want to stand up and cry WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?!
My text alert is the Alert noise.
My ringtone is the Codec dial.
>somebody calls me
>I am in the middle of helping people
>try to ignore phone, it is in my pants and not that loud
>they hear it anyways, think it's one of theirs
>"Hey man, when'd you change your ringtone?"
>"It's not mine, I thought it was yours- it's great, fuckin' love that game"
>"Guys, it's not mine either..."
>they all looks at me
>reach into pocket and turn my volume off
>check back on my break, the same number had called me 28 times