I recently played some versus with aptanor and others, and we were playing a modification of no mercy for l4d2. Sometimes we let the randomizer choose the teams, and my team happened to be a little overpowered. We had a strong lead up until the third chapter, where both of our teams got tanks and random hordes all at once. Although when it was our team's turn, I just ran away when our team was dying. 2 of us were already dead, the other bot is alive and would make good bait. I started the cresendo and ran across the roofside, occasionally looking back for that jockey I heard. That and any random SIs were the only real trouble since once 2 of us were dead the tank died. Crzy was telling me to run as well, and by that point I was starting to run through the building afterwards while the bot was being killed by a charger.
Upon running through the building I saw a charger chasing me, and the jockey seemed to be catching up as well, so I threw a molly behind me. It ended up setting just the charger and a smoker on fire, but I ended up killing the charger with my shotgun anyway. After going through the warehouse portion into the area right before the sewers, I noticed there weren't many infected. I assumed while I was running that it was since they were all behind me in the level. After traversing through the sewers a little on my way to the ladder to the surface, I noticed the infected started respawning. And I saw a boomer try to puke on me but miss, so I threw my pipe I found earlier in the sewers so get rid of the current infected.
When I reached the top of the ladder, I saw the entire top side was almost filled with commons. I was able to run torwards the safehouse for a few seconds undetected, as it now seemed to scream at me "YOU ARE SO CLOSE". Although, after those few seconds were up they all started running at me. I only had unreloaded double pistols, so I had to stick with my shotgun and shot whatever I could. At this point I was nearly next to the ambulance right outside the building door, constantly shoving back commons trying to get to the saferoom. Inbetween the heads of some infected I saw a jockey coming straight at me. I couldn't do much since I had already used up all of me shoves and trying to shoot it would be blocked by the commons. As I inched slightly closer to the entrance, the jockey landed on me.
I proceeded to right after say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO into the chat. Then, a gleam of hope arose.
As I stood there being killed by the jockey and the many commons, my health currently being around 20-30 health, I saw in the kill log that Archer had killed the jockey. I was slightly confused for a second, then remembered there's a glitch where a infected can accidentally scratch the jockey on his victim and instantly kill the jockey. I then continued to inch my way torwards the safe room, now at the counter right in front of it. I tried to crouch jump over but missed, possibly because my hands were slightly trembling from being so close to the door yet having 10 health. I then made one last shove to the commons, and managed to jump over the counter successfully. With a few last jabs at my back, I make it into the safe room with 4 health. I then giggled like a little school girl.