You: I love you
Stranger: But I'm Rebecca Black.
You: Who?
Stranger: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM?!
You: ?!
Stranger: FUN FUN FUN. LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND.
Stranger: WE SO EXCITED.
You: Yeah me too
You: it's only tuesday
You: well, wednesday now
Stranger: It's been Wednesday for 12 hours, ahaha.
You: I've been up all night
You: So are you a porn star?
You: Your name sounds like one
Stranger:
Stranger: I am not a pornstar.
You: With a name like that you should be
Stranger: Gee, thanks.
You: augh
You: what's this auditory rape
You: you made this?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.