Chat logs thread (posting a chat that you ended makes you look like a ponce)

[Dronery]

Washy: delete post pl0x
Washy: z7
Namtreezy: what
Washy: cause i embarras
Washy: oh god
Washy: oh god no
Namtreezy: wat
Washy: dont you dare
Namtreezy: do what
Washy: nothing
Washy: hey
Washy: you have pkmn black

[Hanz Ketchup]

Washy: we had swrods 500 years ago we had gunpowder 200ish idk years ago

How old is this kid

[NAGN]

swords were invented in 2009 AD, with the introduction of the eyelander by Gabe Newell, any memories/documents referencing swords existing prior is a fabrication of false memories imposed by the Government to plant gruesome thoughts of swords into American minds to prevent such another swordacaust, a mysterious massacre, of which experts are still investigating.

[Dronery]

Washy: steam chat is so harmful
Washy: or meeen
Washy: derp
Washy: fV:
Namtreezy: Postin
Washy: i reag
Washy: i cant find sometihng humilating in your tf2 stats
Washy: so i can post
Namtreezy: Lopl
Namtreezy: Why are you looking at my stats :V

Washy: what did you give up for socks
Namtreezy: What socks
Washy: mnc socks
Namtreezy: What MNC socks
Washy: mnc promo
Washy: in tf2
Namtreezy: What MNC promo socks
Washy: in tf2
Namtreezy: son I don't have it
Washy: they have a promo with mnc
Washy: der

[Washy]

derp

[Dronery]

Namtreezy: Whats your opinion of fastfood places
Namtreezy: Because its not loading
Washy: yummyu
Namtreezy: Ew
Namtreezy: They fat
Washy: which is why i alway order fries
Namtreezy: Just as fat as a cheeseburger
Washy: i make my own grilled cheese
Namtreezy: Butter = Fat
Washy: really
Washy: hmm
Washy: what fries have butter in them
Namtreezy: No
Washy: other than poutine
Namtreezy: Grilled Cheese do
Washy: i make it with bread
Washy: and cheese
Washy: and oil and a pan
Namtreezy: But you need butter
Washy: nop
Namtreezy: Oil = Fat
Washy: not as much as butter
Namtreezy: Still fat
Washy: use vege oil
Washy: lol
Namtreezy: Fattish
Washy: or perhaps sunflower
Washy: we no
Washy: ew*
Namtreezy: You know sunflowers power your army
Washy: what
Washy: the canaidan army
Washy: the fuck
Washy: damn mounties
Namtreezy: Plants domniate!
Washy: i prefer the melon-pult
Washy: with 2 coloums of twins sunflower
Washy: and uhh
Washy: what was tha called
Washy: the corn cannon
Washy: something
Namtreezy: Buy a Game >:I
Washy: i did
Washy: i have starcraft
Namtreezy: On steam?
Namtreezy: Vegetable fats and oils
Washy: no
Namtreezy: Buy On steam >:I
Washy: derp
Washy: what game tobuy
Namtreezy: Yea its not responding
Namtreezy: Counterstrike
Washy: which will run on my shit comp
Washy: i have cs
Namtreezy: For steam?
Washy: retail
Namtreezy: >:I

Shifty topic

[partykitten]

A shifty topic...

Or an old wive's tale.

[partykitten]

Ren: wat u dong
Joey Jones: http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/548/dc12.jpg
Ren: Wait, what?
Ren: What does that picture have to deal with our conversation?
Joey Jones: http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/548/dc12.jpg
Ren: Yeah, I see the pic.
Ren: But what's up?
Joey Jones: http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/548/dc12.jpg
Ren: You're not a weaboo...
Ren: *sunglasses*
Ren: But a broken record.
Joey Jones: http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/548/dc12.jpg
Ren: oh fuck you whoreya

[Phantom Brave]

11:59 PM - Ren: wat u dong
11:59 PM - Joey Jones: http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/548/dc12.jpg
11:59 PM - Ren: Wait, what?
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
12:01 AM - Ren: What does that picture have to deal with our conversation?
12:01 AM - Joey Jones: http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/548/dc12.jpg
12:01 AM - Ren: Yeah, I see the pic.
12:01 AM - Ren: But what's up?
12:01 AM - Joey Jones: http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/548/dc12.jpg
12:02 AM - Ren: You're not a weaboo...
12:02 AM - Ren sunglasses
12:02 AM - Ren: But a broken record.
12:02 AM - Joey Jones: http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/548/dc12.jpg
12:02 AM - Ren: oh fuck you whoreya
12:02 AM - Joey Jones: http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/548/dc12.jpg

[NAGN]

Never tell your password to anyone.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
12:06 AM - NAGN: :I
12:06 AM - Ren: What?
12:06 AM - NAGN: :I
12:07 AM - Ren: Anything productive to say besides some lame emoticon?
12:07 AM - NAGN: yes
12:07 AM - Ren: well
12:07 AM - Ren: wat u dong
12:07 AM - NAGN: http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/548/dc12.jpg
12:07 AM - NAGN: this is the best ps2 game
12:07 AM - NAGN: ever
12:08 AM - Ren: The pest PS2 game...
12:08 AM - Ren: *sunglasses*
12:08 AM - Ren: Or the worst meme of the year.
12:08 AM - Ren: *best
12:08 AM - NAGN: http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/548/dc12.jpg
12:08 AM - Ren: YOU MISS SCHOOL
12:08 AM - Ren: YOU MISS OUT
12:09 AM - NAGN: school is for overrated chumps
12:09 AM - NAGN: that's why I dropped out;
12:09 AM - NAGN: because I'm
12:09 AM - NAGN: too cool
12:09 AM - NAGN: 4 skool
12:10 AM - Ren: TURN THAT FROWN
12:10 AM - Ren: UPSIDE DOWN
12:10 AM - NAGN: I am smiling
12:10 AM - NAGN: you just can't tell because you're viewing the world upside down
12:10 AM - NAGN: or something emo or something
12:10 AM - NAGN: stop being emo cat
12:10 AM - NAGN: emo cat
12:10 AM - NAGN: emocat
12:10 AM - NAGN: emotcat
12:11 AM - Ren: CAN I GET A GOOD OLD CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG
12:11 AM - NAGN: no
NAGN is now Away.

[A-Chan]

Never tell your password to anyone.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
12:06 AM - NAGN: :I
12:06 AM - Ren: What?
12:06 AM - NAGN: :I
12:07 AM - Ren: Anything productive to say besides some lame emoticon?
12:07 AM - NAGN: yes
12:07 AM - Ren: well
12:07 AM - Ren: wat u dong
12:07 AM - NAGN: http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/548/dc12.jpg
12:07 AM - NAGN: this is the best ps2 game
12:07 AM - NAGN: ever
12:08 AM - Ren: The pest PS2 game...
12:08 AM - Ren: *sunglasses*
12:08 AM - Ren: Or the worst meme of the year.
12:08 AM - Ren: *best
12:08 AM - NAGN: http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/548/dc12.jpg
12:08 AM - Ren: YOU MISS SCHOOL
12:08 AM - Ren: YOU MISS OUT
12:09 AM - NAGN: school is for overrated chumps
12:09 AM - NAGN: that's why I dropped out;
12:09 AM - NAGN: because I'm
12:09 AM - NAGN: too cool
12:09 AM - NAGN: 4 skool
12:10 AM - Ren: TURN THAT FROWN
12:10 AM - Ren: UPSIDE DOWN
12:10 AM - NAGN: I am smiling
12:10 AM - NAGN: you just can't tell because you're viewing the world upside down
12:10 AM - NAGN: or something emo or something
12:10 AM - NAGN: stop being emo cat
12:10 AM - NAGN: emo cat
12:10 AM - NAGN: emocat
12:10 AM - NAGN: emotcat
12:11 AM - Ren: CAN I GET A GOOD OLD CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG
12:11 AM - NAGN: no
NAGN is now Away.

Alright, this confirms it all for me. He really is 15-years old.

P.S.


Skelter Helter 「♥」: I've figured it out.
Skelter Helter 「♥」: Ren is 15.
Theta Zero: I was expecting 14
Skelter Helter 「♥」: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Ren_Partycat
Skelter Helter 「♥」: See for yourself.
Theta Zero: What am I seeing
Skelter Helter 「♥」: Look at the headline.
Skelter Helter 「♥」: "Counter-trolling since 1995"
Theta Zero: Oh
Theta Zero: Hah
Theta Zero: That would make him 14 though
Skelter Helter 「♥」: It's 2011
Theta Zero: ...
Theta Zero: Oh
Theta Zero: Right

[Psychopath]

Can't you guys just drop the subject? It's not like he needs your help to look like an imbecile.

[aptanananananator]

Have any of you ever actually played Dark Cloud?

[♫Sani Sani Disco♫]

I remember winning the fights in the cut scenes but missing the last button and laughing for some reason.

[[nigs[ trog]

[7:40:43 PM] AstronautGuy: suddenly you are dave
[7:40:53 PM] AstronautGuy: visible exits include north, south, and west
[7:41:08 PM] AstronautGuy: there is an erlenmeyer flask on the table to the east of you
[7:41:34 PM] Compushwa: get ye flask
[7:41:44 PM] AstronautGuy: you get the erlenmeyer flask
[7:41:48 PM] AstronautGuy: it is empty
[7:41:59 PM] AstronautGuy: visible exits include north and west
[7:42:06 PM] AstronautGuy: the south exit got blocked
[7:42:11 PM] Compushwa: go north
[7:42:12 PM] AstronautGuy: because you removed the erlenmeyer flask
[7:42:17 PM] AstronautGuy: you run into a wall
[7:42:31 PM] AstronautGuy: it seems that exit was made for smaller people
[7:42:40 PM | Edited 7:42:42 PM] Compushwa: crouch and go north
[7:42:49 PM] AstronautGuy: it is dark
[7:42:54 PM] AstronautGuy: you are likely to be eaten by a grue
[7:43:09 PM] Compushwa: keep going north
[7:43:16 PM] AstronautGuy: you run into a wall
[7:43:31 PM] Compushwa: falcon punch wall
[7:43:45 PM] AstronautGuy: the wall crumbles beneath the force of your awesome punch
[7:43:55 PM] AstronautGuy: it reveals a lit room containing an angry man
[7:44:03 PM] Compushwa: ((handshake)) angry man
[7:44:03 PM] AstronautGuy: visible exits include south and east
[7:44:10 PM] AstronautGuy: the angry man becomes docile
[7:44:25 PM] AstronautGuy: he ((handshake)) you back
[7:44:56 PM] Compushwa: go east
[7:45:14 PM] AstronautGuy: the angry man follows you east
[7:45:25 PM] AstronautGuy: you are in a small bathroom with tiled floor
[7:45:30 PM] AstronautGuy: the faucet is running
[7:45:34 PM] AstronautGuy: visible exits include west
[7:46:14 PM] Compushwa: sleep with angry man
[7:46:26 PM] AstronautGuy: i don't see an angry man
[7:46:44 PM] AstronautGuy: the docile man offers to take the angry man's place
[7:46:45 PM] AstronautGuy: it is dark
[7:47:46 PM] Compushwa: turn off faucet
[7:48:07 PM] AstronautGuy: the bathtub inexplicably floods with water
[7:48:34 PM] Trog dor: comp hax
[7:48:59 PM] Compushwa: become a seal
[7:49:05 PM] AstronautGuy: you are now a seal
[7:49:14 PM] AstronautGuy: you have progressed from comp to dave to seal
[7:49:17 PM] AstronautGuy: score: 59
[7:49:19 PM] AstronautGuy: save?
[7:49:23 PM] Compushwa: no
[7:49:45 PM] AstronautGuy: the docile man becomes confused man as to why there is a seal near his groin region
[7:49:58 PM] Compushwa: ((handshake)) confused man
[7:50:16 PM] AstronautGuy: confused man takes your offer and becomes wet hand man
[7:50:42 PM] Compushwa: look around room
[7:51:05 PM | Edited 7:51:15 PM] AstronautGuy: you see a wet hand  man, a sink, and an overflowing bathtub
[7:51:07 PM] AstronautGuy: the sink is off
[7:52:03 PM] Compushwa: get in to bathtub
[7:52:22 PM] AstronautGuy: the water makes delightful splashing sounds as you enter
[7:52:30 PM] AstronautGuy: the water is cool
[7:52:56 PM] Trog dor: you realize is not water
[7:53:08 PM] AstronautGuy: the water is actually deuterium water
[7:53:08 PM] Trog dor: but thing handshake'd man excrete
[7:53:20 PM] AstronautGuy: using slightly heavier hydrogens instead of the standard 1 dalton hydrogens
[7:54:02 PM | Edited 7:54:04 PM] Compushwa: swim in to drain
[7:54:27 PM] AstronautGuy: your seal appendages get caught on the drain
[7:55:04 PM | Edited 7:55:06 PM] Compushwa: try to knaw off seal appendages so i can fit in drain
[7:55:43 PM] AstronautGuy: you have successfully dismembered your seal appendages
[7:55:59 PM] AstronautGuy: you descend down the drain, but your erlenmeyer flask prevents you from fully entering the drain
[7:56:11 PM] Compushwa: drop flask
[7:56:35 PM] AstronautGuy: the flask falls on the bathroom's tiled floor and splinters into a thousand shards
[7:56:44 PM] AstronautGuy: 739 land in the wet hand man's arm
[7:57:17 PM] Compushwa: swim in to drain
[7:57:42 PM] AstronautGuy: you get trapped in the u-bend
[7:57:46 PM] AstronautGuy: gaem over
[7:57:54 PM] AstronautGuy: score: 835
[7:58:12 PM] AstronautGuy: what have we learned???
[7:58:41 PM] Compushwa: seals get caught in u-bends
[7:59:12 PM] AstronautGuy: ((y))