Chat logs thread (posting a chat that you ended makes you look like a ponce)

[aftershockpivot]

I hear that every time I use my Grandpa's computer.

[Theta Zero]

In the 90's I used to get so bored waiting for it to start up, I started copying the sound.

WHEEE-OOOOOH-EEEEEE-AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH.

Dial up taught me patience.

[Xesjah]

Windows 3D Maze Screensaver

[Theta Zero]

That was best when you took pictures of silly faces and set them for the textures.

[A-Chan]

You guys are fucking idiots.

GG2 is 100% stupidity.

What, you notice this now?

Only when you're around.

[Phantom Brave]

01:07 <&Irock> why do all cleaning products have horrible packaging
01:07 < wareya> so they stay clean
01:07 <&Irock> if I made a cleaning product it'd have beautiful packaging
01:07 <&Irock> and it'd just say
01:07 <&Irock> Cleaning ____
01:07 < Chris> ____?
01:07 <&Irock> like
01:07 <&Irock> Cleaning Kit
01:08 < Chris> Oh.
01:08 <&Irock> Cleaning Spray
01:08 <&Irock> Cleaning Cloth
01:08 < wareya> irock
01:08 <&Irock> the packaging would be apple-like
01:08 < wareya> I love you
01:08 < wareya> in the most
01:08 < wareya> nonromantic way
01:08 <&Irock> homosexual way
01:08 < wareya> possible
01:08 <&Irock> oh
01:08 < wareya> no
01:08 <&Irock> yeah
01:08 <&Irock> you too
01:08 < wareya> thanks irock
01:08 <&Irock> even more than dream theater
01:08 < wareya> I love you in the most nonromantic way possible more than arjen lucassen
01:08 < Chris> I feel a bromance.
01:09 < wareya> not really
01:09 <&Irock> that's happy go lucky Chris
01:09 < wareya> irock's humour just makes me feel so happy
01:09 < wareya> because it's so comfortable
01:09 < wareya> and homey
01:09 < wareya> like I belong here
01:09 < Chris> Okay.

EDIT:
01:10 < wareya> I'm posting this
01:10 < wareya> on the gg2 forums
01:10 < wareya> http://www.ganggarrison.com/forums/index.php?topic=19765.msg776931#msg776931
01:10 <&Irock> lol
01:11 <&Irock> 01:09 <&Irock> that's happy go lucky Chris
01:11 <&Irock> I sound even nicer when I read my own typing
01:11 < wareya> lol
01:11 <&Irock> kind of like how you sound different when you listen to your own voice
01:11 < wareya> yeah

[M******c]

more furious lulz, this time on steam forums

I ALREADY READ THAT FORUM BEFORE AND U HAD UR NAME AS MR MAGNETIC I KNOW U POSTED THAT TRY AGAIN BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME I DONT END GAMES ENDLESS AFTER 3 RDS MY TEAM IS TERRIBLE I END IT BUT I 1ST COMPLETE 3 FULL ROUNDS TRY AGAIN

U MUST GET A KICK OUT OF MAKING FORUMS ABOUT ME I DON'T HAVE 2 EXPLAIN MYSELF, ANY1 WHO HAS PLAYED WITH U IN A GAME AND DOMINATED U, ME AND MANY OTHER KNOWS THAT WHEN U REJOIN YOUR GAME U SHUT OFF EVERY SINGLE CLASS TRY AGAIN

ANY1 WHO HAS PLAYED WITH ME RATHER THEN GUESSED ITS ME KNOWS THIS IS BS

OH YEA U MUST ENJOY CHANGING YOUR NAME IF U FORGOT ABOUT IT U SENT ME A MESSAGE TELLING ME U WROTE THIS AND THE LINK ON GAME FAQ ABOUT A Little OVER A YR AGO YOUR SLOW

OWNEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

OH YEA I MEANT TO ADD THERE WAS I GUY WHO POSTED ON THAT EXACT FORUM CALLED CABOOSE THAT DUDE WAS MY FRIEND HE SAID THIS WAS MASSIVE BS CAUSE HE ALWAYS PLAYED WITH ME AND HE CALL U MR MAGNETIC A FAKE OWNED AGAIN TO BAD U GOT HIS MESSAGE DELETED

Tis Tis BYE
FAKE

someone takes his video games waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too seriously

[A-Chan]

Since you desperately want to know, Ren...


Skelter Helter 「❤」: Okay archer. Let's get serious here. Why do you hate me? I see no reason for conflict. So let us take the good path and settle our differences, and get to know each other better.

The choice is yours. We can lighten up and possibly become friends, or you can keep losing to an Elite Counter-Troll.
Skelter Helter 「❤」: It isn't even subtle to be this stupid. :U
Alex Megaroide: do you want my advice?
Skelter Helter 「❤」: Not really, but you're going to tell me it anyways, I presume.
Skelter Helter 「❤」: Go ahead, shoot.
Alex Megaroide: what if he instantly smarts up
Alex Megaroide: if he does that you should leave him alone
Skelter Helter 「❤」: Have you forgotten already?
Skelter Helter 「❤」: I honestly do not care if that happens to him.
Skelter Helter 「❤」: I have no grudge against him whatsoever and barely even know much about the guy, aside from his recently idiotic ramblings.
Skelter Helter 「❤」: I just love watching him squirm.
Alex Megaroide: lol

[M******c]

more furious lulz

Never tell your password to anyone.
Kobe Bryant Is The Best: what ur night job
Kobe Bryant Is The Best: handjobs for your small town
Kobe Bryant Is The Best: 25 bucks a piece
Strange-looking testicles: nope
Strange-looking testicles: i rape niggers like kobe
Kobe Bryant Is The Best: cleaning the church
Kobe Bryant Is The Best: nope its against ur relgion
Strange-looking testicles: nope
Strange-looking testicles: im in the kkk dude
Kobe Bryant Is The Best is now Offline.

[nealshireman]

me: hi
me: hello...?
chronos is now offline

:I

[M******c]

Hams: So i was just watching tv
Hams: and this commercial came on for some cream for vaginal infections or something
Hams: "That embarrasing smell. The itch you just can't scratch"
Hams: and then right after that commercial it was an ad for one of those scratch lotteries
Hams: "SCRATCH AND WIN!!!!"
Hams: I almost died laughing

[Rodoval]

Hams: So i was just watching tv
Hams: and this commercial came on for some cream for vaginal infections or something
Hams: "That embarrasing smell. The itch you just can't scratch"
Hams: and then right after that commercial it was an ad for one of those scratch lotteries
Hams: "SCRATCH AND WIN!!!!"
Hams: I almost died laughing

HAHAH

[M******c]

Kobe Bryant Is The Best: oh i dont follow wii anymore
Kobe Bryant Is The Best: im not a tampon like u
Strange-looking testicles: yeah im the tampon your mom uses

[M******c]

a really long chatlog with furious, but you have to read it because this guy is a dipshit


EDIT: Take note how he doesn't recognize any of the memes I used on him.

[A-Chan]

Link me his Steam profile; I'll have a bit of fun with his connection for the time being.