Out of sheer boredom, I made a batch of cookies. COOKING IS ART, K?
First, I screwed up the dough but somehow it worked. Then I got lazy during cutting them out so I wound up with a giant cookie. Now I'm supposed to decorate them. The package says to smear them with corn syrup and then dump sprinkles on 'em. I'm not doing that for 3 reasons:
- That's fucking disgusting.
- That would be a fucking mess.
- I'm too fucking lazy.
So we will munch on them. I can't guarantee anyone's safety if they do actually eat them, though.
Now to make hardtack.
And also posted elsewhere:
A failed attempt to draw a poodle and then an even more failed attempt to label it as such. (Eyes closed)